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Personal irritation is being horny for no reason at work
Is that nutcake still here?Premanaged private message from a dude, who sent the same message to a bunch of girls, thinking that it will work for me.
Don't get me started on "visa versa"Irregardless is in the dictionary now. Also the phrase ‘all of the sudden’ makes no sense and annoys me a bit lol
That's not half as bad as Rhode Island.Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...Have they ever heard of metric or imperial system? A washing machine size, really? Fuck off.
Good fucking god, yet another today. "Is that big?" To a 2 footby 3 foot. "I'm a visual person." So visualize a fucking ruler, or yard stick! How can you not know how fucking big a foot it!? I can’t help you. Go back to preschool! I'm not in your brain, and thank fuck for that, I don't know what random object I can use as a measurement to get you to figure out how big 3 feet is.From the number of people that come into my work who can't grasp how big 6 feet by 2 feet is without seeing the size banner (that I'm not even supposed to have) on the wall...
*ring ring*
"How big can you print a poster?"
"3 feet"
"How big is that?"
"Ok, you seriously can just fuck off."
Seems that you're doomed to work with morons.Oh yes, and then there's the retards who can't wrap their brain around the fact that, yes, that 6 foot wide by 3 foot tall banner can be turned sideways to be 6 feet tall and 3 feet wide. I have an 8'x3' size chart banner on my wall and 20 feet away there's a 3'x6' advertisement display banner. I can't tell you how many people have looked at the banner on the wall and argued "no, I want it tall like that over there". No fucking shit. Guess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".
Maybe it doesGuess what the printer doesn't give a fuck if the artwork is "sideways".