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What Do You Get Annoyed By?

Your stupid brain's internal clock waking you up on the weekends at the same time your alarm wakes you on weekdays. No, sleep in.
 
dartel said:
Your stupid brain's internal clock waking you up on the weekends at the same time your alarm wakes you on weekdays. No, sleep in.
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literally happened to me this morning
I usually have to get up at 6am every day to get my kid ready for school, so weekends SHOULD be my sleeping in day
But no, 5am today was it for me
 
Replace “stupid brain’s internal clock” with “moronic dogs’ stomachs.” Now do it every goddamn day.

At least one of my guys has the decency to wait till 5 AM, the other one’s watch is running about a half hour fast.

Ugh.

:coffee:
 
Stories that are supposed to be sexy written from a female pov, that are obviously written by a male, and sounds like he's using Grammer of an 8yo. "OH, it made me tingle between my legs" and "I love all the yummy cum in little squishy pussy!"
 
Most people annoy me when they 1st open their mouth to talk. To be honest...Here can just stop reading, no foul or hurt feelings. To me most people are idiots. If they feel the same way about me, I can live with that...

Just spent 39 days on a boat alone. Using a sat phone once a day to give my last known coordinates as my only human contact. Finding it peaceful! Don't get me wrong ya need people to keep, from becoming that crazy hermit.:D
 
K_9River_rat said:
Stories that are supposed to be sexy written from a female pov, that are obviously written by a male, and sounds like he's using Grammer of an 8yo. "OH, it made me tingle between my legs" and "I love all the yummy cum in little squishy pussy!"
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I'll do one better! Any story that's obviously written by a virgin but is supposed to be realistic or depicting actual lifestyle events. Saying shit like the dog is thrusting in me for hours or omg my first knot felt amazing and so good when nobody who has sex with their first dog is ever ready for what the breeding and tying actually feels like.
 
When I can't find a torrent for something bad and/or obscure, that for whatever reason I want to torture myself with again, even though I've downloaded it via torrent in the past.
 
Pre-2016ish movies using night scenes to hide the crappy ability to blend cgi with live action. "Eh, just make it dark, they won't be able to see enough to tell."
 
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If you can't figure out where the barcode scanner is right in front of you, don't stand there looking like a fucking idiot for 2 minutes. Just type in the damn 7 digit code, it will take you 5 seconds.
 
People that bump into someone they know in the grocery store, and just sit there and chat and block an isle instead of moving the conversation to a corner where they aren't in the way
 
If the self serve machine is giving an error, don't just leave it and move to the other. Tell me so I can come fix it!
 
People in the checkout line in front of you that feel obligated to get into a 15 minute conversation with the checker about some completely meaningless shit..
 
A dumb moron with primitive language and zero education tryin' to hit on me. I'm just like "fuck off, dude"!
 
Leaf blowers, When I’m trying to take a damn work call. It’s quiet for days, phone rings and there is some dude 3 ft from me with the throttle wide open blowing one damn leaf for HOURS. Then I have to shout in the phone like I’m calling in air support back in Fallujah. Awesome. Thanks.

I need a drink now.
 
dartel said:
Using a "football field" as a unit of measurement. "It's bigger than 5 football fields". Yeah, fuck you.
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That's not half as bad as Rhode Island.

I've never been to Rhode Island. I've never seen Rhode Island. I'm never going to fucking Rhode Island. I do not know how big Rhode Island is.
 
The EU's cookie law, and websites' method of "complying" with it. "We're required by law to announce that we use cookies, now press ok to use them." Yeah, how about a no option. I probably have more cookie popups element blocked than I do dick pic avatar photos on this site. Can't force me to agree to using your cookies if I block your script waiting for the ok.
 
The number of people who comment on how I can type their phone number without looking at the keyboard. It's just a fucking number pad, it's not hard. Guess what, I can type words without looking at it too.
 
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