Talk/type like a BOOMER

ChubCD said:
The only mask I’m wearing is this oxygen mask! Fuckin cigarettes causing cancer?! Fake news...

*lights one up*
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I smoked a pack everyday and I'm still going just fine! And that darn doctor says if I keep smoking it's gonna aggravate my mesotheleoma!
 
Pillar said:
I smoked a pack everyday and I'm still going just fine! And that darn doctor says if I keep smoking it's gonna aggravate my mesotheleoma!
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Stupid doctors! They should all be fired... bah

who needs em anyways!
 
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE WATCH! I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE ARE INTO! YOU ALL ARE WATCHING YOUR ANIME PORNO! YOU ALL ARE MASTURBATING TO YOUR CARTOONS! WHAT A SICK, SICK WORLD! OH, IT IS WICKED, WICKED, WICKED! SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING YOUR ANIME UNDERWEAR! OH, I TELL YOU WHAT! THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THAT NEW AGE GARBAGE, HUH? WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS! CONFUCIUS CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE WILL CONFUSE YOU! BUDDHA CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS DEAD! DARWIN CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS IN HELL! OH, I USED TO BE A STREET-FIGHTER DRUG-DEALER GANGSTER-RAPPER! SIPPING ON GIN AND JUICE WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY, AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND! I USED TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A HO. MO. SEXUAL. WICKED! WHAT A BUNCH OF RECTUM RIPPERS! HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT LOVE, IT IS A HATE CRIME! REAL WOULD NOT TAKE YOU AND PUMP YOU FULL OF STDS! OH, IF YOU START WATCHING PORN, YOU WILL FALL DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, MY FRIENDS! YOU WILL BECOME A BISEXUAL, THEN A RAPIST, THEN A PEDOPHILE. FINAL DESTINATION: BBBEEESSSTTTIIIALLLIIITTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL START SLEEPING WITH HOOKERS AND HOES! OH, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT A WHORE IS A DEEP DITCH. AND THAT THIS THE LASE THING YOU WANT TO DO, IT FALL HEADFIRST DOWN A DEEP, DARK DITCH OF STDS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS A PLACE OF HIGHER EDUCATION? I SEE HOMOS EVERYWHERE! I TELL YOU WHAT, I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS HOMO ONCE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EXIST OUTSIDE OF TV? GUESS WHAT? SHE DIED! SHE DIED BEFORE ANYONE COULD SET HER STRAIGHT. BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE YOU ALL HOMO NO-MO'. HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST! MY SUPERHERO IS BETTER THAN YOUR SUPERHERO! BATMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SUPERMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SATAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE SUCH POTTYMOUTHS! THERE IS A TOILET IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE THERE IS A SEWER IN YOUR HEART! YOU ALL NEED TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR HEART!
SIN, SIN, SIN LEADS TO HELL, HELL, HELL!!!11!!11!!!!!!!11!!!21!!11!@@11!!@
 
Karen! These damn kids are making fun of us qgain!

call the admins, the president, the associated press!!!! We musr report them to the oroper ahthorities!
 
Sometimes I forget wat the day it is but then I remember that it is today. Thankyou Eric you are the best grandson out all the other no good slackers. Does anyone no wat oil a 1995 dodge dynasty takes. I miss Vietnam it was always fun to kill thos no good commie rats. Sometime the viagra isnt working should I take too pills.
 
Gonna run down the Post Office and pick up some five cent stamps... oh gotta mail these post cards while Im there.....need anytjing from the A&P?
 
ShanoirII said:
I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE WATCH! I KNOW WHAT KIND OF ANIME YOU PEOPLE ARE INTO! YOU ALL ARE WATCHING YOUR ANIME PORNO! YOU ALL ARE MASTURBATING TO YOUR CARTOONS! WHAT A SICK, SICK WORLD! OH, IT IS WICKED, WICKED, WICKED! SOME OF YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING YOUR ANIME UNDERWEAR! OH, I TELL YOU WHAT! THIS IS PROBABLY BECAUSE OF THAT NEW AGE GARBAGE, HUH? WELL, I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS! CONFUCIUS CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE WILL CONFUSE YOU! BUDDHA CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS DEAD! DARWIN CANNOT SAVE YOU, HE IS IN HELL! OH, I USED TO BE A STREET-FIGHTER DRUG-DEALER GANGSTER-RAPPER! SIPPING ON GIN AND JUICE WITH MY MIND ON MY MONEY, AND MY MONEY ON MY MIND! I USED TO BE A HOMOSEXUAL AND PLAY VIDEO GAMES! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? A HO. MO. SEXUAL. WICKED! WHAT A BUNCH OF RECTUM RIPPERS! HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT LOVE, IT IS A HATE CRIME! REAL WOULD NOT TAKE YOU AND PUMP YOU FULL OF STDS! OH, IF YOU START WATCHING PORN, YOU WILL FALL DOWN A SLIPPERY SLOPE, MY FRIENDS! YOU WILL BECOME A BISEXUAL, THEN A RAPIST, THEN A PEDOPHILE. FINAL DESTINATION: BBBEEESSSTTTIIIALLLIIITTTYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL START SLEEPING WITH HOOKERS AND HOES! OH, THE BIBLE SAYS THAT A WHORE IS A DEEP DITCH. AND THAT THIS THE LASE THING YOU WANT TO DO, IT FALL HEADFIRST DOWN A DEEP, DARK DITCH OF STDS! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I THOUGHT COLLEGE WAS A PLACE OF HIGHER EDUCATION? I SEE HOMOS EVERYWHERE! I TELL YOU WHAT, I HAD A FRIEND WHO WAS HOMO ONCE. CAN YOU BELIEVE THOSE THINGS EXIST OUTSIDE OF TV? GUESS WHAT? SHE DIED! SHE DIED BEFORE ANYONE COULD SET HER STRAIGHT. BUT I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE YOU ALL HOMO NO-MO'. HIS NAME IS JESUS CHRIST! MY SUPERHERO IS BETTER THAN YOUR SUPERHERO! BATMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SUPERMAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! SATAN VS JESUS, JESUS WINS! YOU COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE SUCH POTTYMOUTHS! THERE IS A TOILET IN YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE THERE IS A SEWER IN YOUR HEART! YOU ALL NEED TO CIRCUMCISE YOUR HEART!
SIN, SIN, SIN LEADS TO HELL, HELL, HELL!!!11!!11!!!!!!!11!!!21!!11!@@11!!@
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Margaret where's my glasses
 
Back in my daaaaay we survived off 1 dollar an hour! You never saw us bitchinf! 🤬
 
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