Talk/type like a BOOMER

[420Fatty]

( I was thinking about it and realistically, this was a sentence often said in a typical home before we realized it was fucked up.)

You better get in that kitchen and start cooking something or I will fucking kill you. We have guests on their way and I will not be embarrassed by some worthless bitch who can't even feed her husband and children!

 

[420Fatty]

BECAUSE DOGS DONT NEED BATTERIES, JANE ATE ALL THE COOKIES, PiCK SOME UP, GET HOME SO YOU CAN HOLD HIM IN PLACE

Is it in boomer because it's all caps? The fuck is this random nonsense?

 

[HappyLV]

Is it in boomer because it's all caps? The fuck is this random nonsense?

Caps is one things, it jumps around is another....but it’s not random

 

[Judas_Trying]

Is it in boomer because it's all caps? The fuck is this random nonsense?

typical boomer is all caps sometimes and misspellings. Run on sentences... etc lol

 

[saddlebum66]

Looks like I pissed Chub off...can't think why....You want to enlighten me O master of the Emoti?

 

[420Fatty]

typical boomer is all caps sometimes and misspellings. Run on sentences... etc lol

Fair enough.

 

[Judas_Trying]

Looks like I pissed Chub off...can't think why....You want to enlighten me O master of the Emoti?

lol my angry react is in boomer character you good

 

[Judas_Trying]

Don't trick or treat at THEIR house....they're only giving out the" Fun-size" Milky Ways....cheapskates!

I KKOW EXACTLY WHONYOURETALKIN ABOUT!! I waved ar margaret last sunday and she flipped me off!

 

[saddlebum66]

Beg to differ on " Typical Boomer"....there AIN'T one. I speak from experience.

 

[Judas_Trying]

Beg to differ on " Typical Boomer"....there AIN'T one. I speak from experience.

this is true lol. tis one of a many kind

 

[saddlebum66]

Hey Martha....bring me a beer....the Game is on....Martha? MARTHA.....BRING ME A BEER....THE GAME is on...hey thats a cute cheerleader......

 

[Judas_Trying]

Young people suck

 

[420Fatty]

Young people suck

But not as well as a thrice divorced single mom.

 

[Jewelry Fish]

am go ing to hav a wonderful ceizure.

 

[Michioliphant]

All I hear is whining, buck up.

 

[oldgoat75]

damn screen on my computer locked up,,grandkid said i must have left windows open ,went round & shut them all & it still doesn't work,,,little smart-arse

 

[Michioliphant]

All these tattoos and piercings, in my day women were beautiful all without that stuff

 

[saddlebum66]

Hell, fellas, Im STILL wonderin' "where the Yellow went"

 

[Judas_Trying]

Anyone got any viagra coupons?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nah....but here....try the Cialis

 

[Judas_Trying]

Nah....but here....try the Cialis

thanks amigo! I’ll send you a telegram of thanks and a check with doggos in the background

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Betty, the TV screen is black and says HDMI 2 again. Can you call our grandson, Johnny? He's always been good with the computers!

 

[saddlebum66]

thanks amigo! I’ll send you a telegram of thanks and a check with doggos in the background

A Telegram? ....nah....do what Don Wilson says....call Western Union and tell 'em " I want to send a Candy-Gram..." and keep the cutesy check with the PUPPIES on it.

 

[420Fatty]

With all the things wrong in our country we NEED to let god back in the schools!

 

[Judas_Trying]

Betty, the TV screen is black and says HDMI 2 again. Can you call our grandson, Johnny? He's always been good with the computers!

thots n preyers

 

[saddlebum66]

Dang that O'Hare woman....she should go back to Baltimore and mind her own Bi'niss

 

[Judas_Trying]

A Telegram? ....nah....do what Don Wilson says....call Western Union and tell 'em " I want to send a Candy-Gram..." and keep the cutesy check with the PUPPIES on it.

don knotts? He was my favorite golden girl

 

[420Fatty]

(Insert random bible quote here)

 

[saddlebum66]

don knotts? He was my favorite golden girl

Wilson....WILSON....Jack Benny's Announcer, not that 98 pound weakling from Mayberry....even Charlie Atlas aint helpin' HIM, Merle.

 

[saddlebum66]

Back when I was sixty, we didnt have all these choices, Merle....I blame Walmart!