Talk/type like a BOOMER

[Judas_Trying]

well back in my day you had to walk 15 miles to get to the grocer for your cigarettes

 

[420Fatty]

Uhhh....I'm goin out for smokes. See ya.

 

[saddlebum66]

well back in my day you had to walk 15 miles to get to the grocer for your cigarettes

Grocer? You had a Grocer, Merle?....we grew our own...and rolled it in old envelopes from the Pony Express, when he stopped through

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Back in my days, people at your age would already have five to ten children, while you're just staring into a screen

 

[saddlebum66]

I stared at screens for hours in those days Merle....but all I EVER saw was the flies on the other side.

 

[oldgoat75]

windows,,cloud,,cookies,,goolie all i want to do is make a f#*king phone call

 

[420Fatty]

(To a lesbian) You're such a cute girl, I don't understand why you can't find yourself a good man.

 

[saddlebum66]

(To a lesbian) You're such a cute girl, I don't understand why you can't find yourself a good man.

Lesbian, Merle? Aint that someone from that Portugal place?

 

[Erja]

How does the camcorder of my phone work ?

 

[oldgoat75]

12 months in the army would do you a world of good

 

[saddlebum66]

Oh good....Kraft Dinner for lunch!

 

[saddlebum66]

How does the camcorder of my phone work ?View attachment 142741

Obviously, the buttons do something....you push one....Iiiiiii'm not pushing one.....

 

[Judas_Trying]

WHO TURNED DOWN THE THRMAOMENTER?!

/ also could be a dad quote lol...

 

[oldgoat75]

what do you mean lol doesn't mean lots of love ???

 

[Judas_Trying]

what do you mean lol doesn't mean lots of love ???

you got me ya sexy goat you

 

[420Fatty]

Something something baseball.

 

[Judas_Trying]

Something something baseball.

ooc: fail smh


bic: where’s my gold bond foot powder dagnabit?!

 

[saddlebum66]

Merle, who ARE all these people, and what do they WANT?

 

[Judas_Trying]

minimum wage is good where it’s at! Back in my day we ate beans and rice and didn’t complain about it!

 

[saddlebum66]

Beans and rice're good for you, Merle...
Builds strong bodies 12 ways....

 

[Judas_Trying]

Darn right bubby! Milk straight from the udder does the body good!

 

[saddlebum66]

Shoot, Luke.. .its your nickle....

 

[IncognitoBeefBurrito]

Back in my day, I was just a nickle and dime. Today, eating me would be a crime.

 

[NekoBussy]

Freakin' brokeback broke dick Nickelback

 

[420Fatty]

Being gay is a lifestyle choice and I don't approve.

 

[Wolfkek]

 

[Judas_Trying]

Dearmartha

my stonks arent wrking right idownlad robonhood andfannotbuyoesell pleas sendnrespond orbreturn myn blacnk checkbacktome oruuwillhehearingform mylairs!

you’re granmma

 

[420Fatty]

Actual family member: Get outta here you damn nigger birds!
Me: Woooah, The fuck do you have against black birds?
AFM: They steal food from all the other birds.
Me: ........It's a bird feeder.

 

[Wolfkek]

 

[saddlebum66]

<<<<< sings "SCHAEFFER is the one beer to have when you're having more than one!"