Naw, she was just good at hiding it. You can bet she really went to work on herself on the way back to the pizza place.I did it once but the pizza was delivered by a girl, she did not look interested.
might try again with another dish
True, and don't forget the safety of your pizza. When YOU open the door, he WILL drop your pizza, so, be ready for that.It's very situation dependent. I've done this before with hubby home, and once with a bf, but I doubt I would if I was alone. I think I need to feel safe if I do it... well... unless he was hot, then ya totally haha
Well yeah! I guess he did!!I did that to a delivery guy at a hotel we stayed at. Hubby and I had just finished an awesome round of sex. They guy knocked on the door, and he dared me to answer it naked. I did, guy about had a heart attack.
Well ya! "Alright kid, hand over the pizza and no one gets hurt"True, and don't forget the safety of your pizza. When YOU open the door, he WILL drop your pizza, so, be ready for that.
ROFLOLING!Well ya! "Alright kid, hand over the pizza and no one gets hurt"
"Well, ok, that might have been a lie... hand over the pizza and only ONE of us gets hurt" (reaches behind door and pulls out a flogger and pulls unsuspecting pizza boy inside)ROFLOLING!
Oh my goodness...how sad. Thank-you for sharing this.I used to make deliveries for Domino's in the past. You'll be surprised by the number of people willing to answer the door in their revealing attire or almost buck naked. Some just don't have decencies, others are just daring and adventurous. I just wear my best poker face and get paid lol. I've had a long day and I just want to finish up and go home.
One of the depressing deliveries would be the time where I went to a house, heard two parents arguing from inside. Felt so awkward ringing the door bell but I had a job to do. Rang it twice before someone answered. It was a boy around 8-9 years old who was obviously crying with red eyes. I could still hear the parents arguing about taking sides or something but tried to tune it out of my head. The kid was obviously upset but tried to keep a brave face, gave me the money and murmured out a thanks.
Lol!Quite an experience!
And if you "ordered pizza 6 times over 2 months before she finally showed up," that's no good. You should only have to call once.
Life isnt always pretty....hope that it got a least a LITTLE better for that little guy.Oh my goodness...how sad. Thank-you for sharing this.
A hostage to better pizza, eh? Sounds like a great idea, but what happens when you return one and her eyes are permanently crossed?Now, if you have female co-driver with you, that should work, but you'd have to leave her with me...
Your question assumes I would return her...A hostage to better pizza, eh? Sounds like a great idea, but what happens when you return one and her eyes are permanently crossed?
Hmmm if the deliverygirl is cute, maybe nothing at all. Or maybe panties. And hopefully we are her last delivery for
Hmmmm do they have a topping( or is that a Bottoming) called 'Kidnapped with Katnip'?Your question assumes I would return her...
Whistles, with a <grinnnn>*runs to put on a robe...zips it up all the way*
Hey hey! We'll have none of those shenanigans! This is serious pizza eating time!Whistles, with a <grinnnn>
Thats the good thing about these new corrugated pizza boxes....with those old ones, the drop would be a disaster, but with the newer ones there might be some salvage....and a better view from the groundTrue, and don't forget the safety of your pizza. When YOU open the door, he WILL drop your pizza, so, be ready for that.
They'll charge for extra toppings, buster, and charge double to take them off..."She "nanigans are my favorite flavor....
Sweetheart, pizza isn't what I'm interested in eating heheheheHey hey! We'll have none of those shenanigans! This is serious pizza eating time!
That sound I just heard was all the pizza delivery guys AND girls claiming it's THEIR turn to "deliver" to you...Sweetheart, pizza isn't what I'm interested in eating hehehehe
*checks Kristy's basement for a collection of pizza delivery girls*Your question assumes I would return her...
I love being in the nude I've had the same problem before I actually keep a bath robe close by at all times and it's helped alotThe doorbell rings. There's your pizza delivery at the door, but you have no clothes on.
Women and men: To what extent do you cover yourself before answering the door? A few days ago, I ordered pizza. I'd forgotten to put on clothes for the pending delivery. If you don't wear clothes, it feels very normal and can be easily forgotten in some cases.
I remembered right about when I started opening the door. Oh well...no big deal. I do get turned on showing my body, so...
I answered the door and nicely greeted the delivery guy, somewhere between 18 and 19yo, and he almost dropped my pizza. His mouth was open and his eyes were wide open. He said, "Oh...uh...pizza? I think?"
I smiled. "You think you have a pizza?"
His eyes were all over me. "Yes...pizza...I have..."
"Very good!" I took the pizza, set it aside and pressed against him on the porch, my breasts against his chest, my erect nipples against his shirt.
I told him, "I think next time, you'll get here a little quicker, right?"
He said, "Uh...yes...yes ma'am...I...think I will..."
I got way too close to his mouth and said softly, "I pretty sure you will....I think you'll come pretty fast, actually."
"Yes! Yes I will!"
I gave him a good tip. He thanked me, backed away from me and off he went.
So, folks, if your doorbell rings and you're wearing no clothes or not enough, to what extent do you cover yourself?
That would come in handy, in case the person at the door is not your type.I love being in the nude I've had the same problem before I actually keep a bath robe close by at all times and it's helped alot
*Smiles! pulls bedroom door closed real quick* I had to buy a bigger bed for my collection!*checks Kristy's basement for a collection of pizza delivery girls*
*goes out and buys pizza hut uniform*