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Pizza delivery! But, you have no clothes on...

ZooeyZeta said:
I'm boring, I'd probably yell out "Just a minute!" and get dressed as quickly as I could.

This reminds me of a hilarious occurrence once while I was on vacation though. My parents had ordered something from a place in town, now this first part is unrelated but I think they ordered a burger of some sort and he wanted only ketchup or something. So the guy on the other end's like "Only ketchup huh.... So no bun? Just meat and ketchup?" Yes sir, because hamburgers can come without buns ? anyway the delivery guy shows up to our door and I'm only in my undies. I don't know why I didn't prepare for this earlier but upon hearing the knock I end up running to the right, we didn't have one of those standard hotel rooms, it was kind of a loop where you'd walk in, and a door to the immediate left would lead to the bathroom but you could walk in front to the dining/living space, and from there it also went left. And then there was a set of doors leading to the bedroom, and in THAT room its left wall has a door leading to the same bathroom as the one you could see from the entrance. Anyway I run to my right towards the bedroom and apparently the delivery person wanted to check out our room a little since it was quite nice, you know we had two balconies with two different views so it was only natural they'd want to check it out a little. NEVER something that happened in the past but I guess they were just surprised we had such a nice room? Upon hearing them approach the bedroom I rush into the bathroom and lock both doors hoping they don't want to check that out also ? They left without seeing me naked but they said they could almost definitely hear me and knew there was one person they weren't seeing because I was running and stomping around quite loudly ? so they could probably assume what was going on........ good times
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Funny experience! Thanks for sharing it!
 
saddlebum66 said:
Did it once. Pulled on my good badguy boots, opened the door and she handed me the pizza....I had 2 bucks to tip her with, but she was staring at my pecker....which started its usual "howdy"....right about then her eyes broke contact, and she fled in some disorder...2-3 weeks later, I ordered another pizza and when the doorbell rang, it was her. I'm fully clothed this time....she gave me the pizza, I handed her four bucks....she actually looked at me, then looked down at my boots, said "oh!" and fled again. She didnt drop the four skins though....<grinnn>
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She had a hint of recognition upon seeing your face, but your boots were a dead giveaway! Thanks for sharing!
 
Well if I order pizza that would mean that I am hungry so I'd best put something on if I want my pie......................right?
 
Hmmm....I just thought of another way.... call Kristy when the doorbell rings....she's a sweetie....She'll take the delivery and Ill share that there pizza with her....;)
 
Ah, the age old “delivery guy” porn. Ranks right up there with landlord porn, “uh, looks like I’m a little short this month”, and repair man porn, “I really can’t afford a new water heater right now, can we work something out?” The best ones borrow from current events....such classics as:
Saving Ryan’s Privates and The Oral Majority
 
saddlebum66 said:
Hmmm....I just thought of another way.... call Kristy when the doorbell rings....she's a sweetie....She'll take the delivery and Ill share that there pizza with her....;)
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Can you imagine if it turned out to be the two teenagers in white shirts, with black neckties, riding bicycles to spread the “good news?” ?
 
Once my friend told me a girl I was into was doing deliveries in his area. I ordered pizza 6 times over 2 months before she finally showed up. Turns out it was her time of the month so I ended up getting an hj and got some jizz on her work shirt. She had to tell her boss that she got lost. We had a fling that summer but it ended when we went to different colleges. Her dad always had intact male dogs so I've always wondered.
 
Pretty_Vixen said:
Is there any need for the attitude? Don't order pizza then and don't follow a thread on pizza. It's not difficult.
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Miz Vixen, I doubt this guy is new, and I suspect disruption is his stock in trade....but he'll out himself one way or another, if its him.
 
K9sully said:
Ah, the age old “delivery guy” porn. Ranks right up there with landlord porn, “uh, looks like I’m a little short this month”, and repair man porn, “I really can’t afford a new water heater right now, can we work something out?” The best ones borrow from current events....such classics as:
Saving Ryan’s Privates and The Oral Majority
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Nope. I pay for my pizza. The difference with me is, I get it in half the time.
 
Dawsonspanties said:
Once my friend told me a girl I was into was doing deliveries in his area. I ordered pizza 6 times over 2 months before she finally showed up. Turns out it was her time of the month so I ended up getting an hj and got some jizz on her work shirt. She had to tell her boss that she got lost. We had a fling that summer but it ended when we went to different colleges. Her dad always had intact male dogs so I've always wondered.
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Quite an experience!
And if you "ordered pizza 6 times over 2 months before she finally showed up," that's no good. You should only have to call once.
 
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