Have you ever...

Bats are interesting creatures, who eat their own weight in insects every week.

More than one.

Have You Ever eaten a raw egg?
 
Not in 60 years

Ever stuck a twenty in a Stripper's Garter unwittingly then realized she had your drinking money for the rest of the night?
 
Nope...takes a stupid person or a frat pledge to go that far.

Ever taken a hit off a pipe thinking it was MJ and it was Hashish?
 
No but to my own surprise I have found out later that apparently many people do masturbate at work 😀

HYE smelled someone else's used underwear?
 
Only someone's for whom I would do laundry.

Have You Ever walked away from meeting a celebrity....like a politician whose hand was out for a shake?
 
Lol no, I've never even heard of a beer that costs only $0.10.

HYE let yourself totally go during your holidays and gained much weight in a relatively short time?
 
No. Beggars can't be choosers so I focused on someone who could tolerate me first. If the zoo part had been true that would've been great, but it didn't happen.
HYE fallen out of bed while sleeping?
 
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