Have you ever...

[saddlebum66]

Only someone's for whom I would do laundry.

Have You Ever walked away from meeting a celebrity....like a politician whose hand was out for a shake?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no.

HYE peed yourself as an adult?

 

[saddlebum66]

More than once.....beats the other possibility.
Have You Ever seen Airforce One?

 

[Constantine999]

Thank God, NO.
HYE had a clown do a handstand on your back while you're on all fours?

 

[DanielNRW]

Of course! Just kidding, the answer is no.

HYE been stung by a hornet? ?

 

[Constantine999]

More than once... unfortunately.
HYE ridden on the outside of a car?

 

[Demigod]

If a truck counts, then yes.

HYE masturbated the opposite sex at work?

 

[Constantine999]

If a truck counts, then yes.

HYE masturbated the opposite sex at work?

In the bed or hanging onto the hood?

 

[Constantine999]

Nope. I like my job too much ?
HYE gone out in public dressed as a superhero/villain?

 

[Niko40]

yes, for fun

HYE
been caught setting up a prank?

 

[Constantine999]

Not that I can recall, but I'm not a big prankster so...
HYE gone to a 10¢ beer night at a bar and drank $5 worth?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no, I've never even heard of a beer that costs only $0.10.

HYE let yourself totally go during your holidays and gained much weight in a relatively short time?

 

[huairenjay]

no，horse riding once only

have u ever try to find a zoogirl for long life soulmate

 

[Constantine999]

No. Beggars can't be choosers so I focused on someone who could tolerate me first. If the zoo part had been true that would've been great, but it didn't happen.
HYE fallen out of bed while sleeping?

 

[cnddog]

yes when I was sleeping in a cot lol.

HYE ran a stop sign in-front of a cop

 

[Constantine999]

Yep! That was the last ticket I got as a matter of fact. It was a brand new sign and I blew right through it while the cop looked on.

HYE gotten more than a dance from a stripper?

 

[NaughtyMeowChan]

Actually I was the stripper. I've danced on a woman or 2 to climax. I've also taken a super hot guy or girl or 2 home for some fun. But never in the building.

HYE been caught by a family member or person of authority?

 

[DanielNRW]

Caught doing what? I got caught masturbating by my mom.

HYE tasted pee? (yours or someone else's, doesn't matter)

 

[damiansky]

No

Hye had life saving surgery?

 

[DanielNRW]

No, luckily there was no need to.

HYE noticed the pungent smell of a dead person whose intestines already began the process of putrefaction?

 

[Constantine999]

Person? No. Animal? Yes.
HYE shit yourself at work AND couldn't leave?

 

[Puhp]

um, no.

HYE shit someone else at work?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE thrown up at work?

 

[Constantine999]

Unfortunately, yea.
HYE been robbed at gunpoint?

 

[Constantine999]

Does the IRS count? Not face to face, no.
HYE seen someone you know or knew on an adult website?

 

[saddlebum66]

Yup, an ex-brother-in-law as part of the yahoo Trampede in the self made chatrooms 20 plus years ago. Never told his ex, she divorced him for other reasons....

Ever USED the Old Yahoo self made chats?

 

[rhisp]

- Nope

- Have you ever been caught watching any type of porn and by whom?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes, but my ex and by my parents.

HYE been caught masturbating?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Yes, one time my hand out of its own accord grabbed my cock and started playing with it. I happened to glance down and caught the whole thing.

HYE picked a dingleberry and sniffed it?

 

[DanielNRW]

Had to google it first but eww no.

HYE fantasized about a shemale?