Have you ever...

[biburghboy]

Not a fail, but I did have a win. There was a Halloween costume contest when I was a kid and I went dressed up in my sister's costume: a cardboard box that my mom painted, front and back, to look like a deck of cards. I won, and my prize was The Lion King 2 on VHS.

Have you ever hit yourself in the crotch while pulling up a belt?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE split a seam at work?

 

[DanielNRW]

No.

HYE tried to stay away from this site but failed miserably? ?

 

[ascendtoaccept]

No, I don't try to stay away, I just become less active sometimes because I am busy or have no interest, or the posts at the time are boring.

HYE been told by someone that they have committed a crime (that is not zoo-related)?

 

[Katano25]

no

Hye been naked in public?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE Been caught having sex in public?

 

[skiguy31]

Nope. I don't have a spouse or even a girlfriend.

HYE Masturbated at school?

 

[Constantine999]

Nope
HYE dislocated your ankle so that it's sideways on your leg?

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Nope
HYE dislocated your ankle so that it's sideways on your leg?

Thank god no.
HYE slept in your car overnight?

 

[Constantine999]

Yes.
HYE heard the song Gay Bar by Electric Six?

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope, liked school too much. Porn was for after.

Have You Ever seen crows run an owl out of his daytime roost?

 

[Constantine999]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

Top 5 greatest songs ever!?

 

[DanielNRW]

Nope, liked school too much. Porn was for after.

Have You Ever seen crows run an owl out of his daytime roost?

No.

HYE suspected some of your friends or family to be zoo as well?

 

[saddlebum66]

No.

HYE suspected some of your friends or family to be zoo as well?

Nope...Dont ask, dont tell

Ever spent the night in a cave full of bats?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no, I'm not Bruce Wayne.

HYE been responsible for a minor car accident?

 

[saddlebum66]

Bats are interesting creatures, who eat their own weight in insects every week.

More than one.

Have You Ever eaten a raw egg?

 

[DanielNRW]

Yeah as part of a steak tartare.

HYE talked in your sleep while having a wet dream?

 

[saddlebum66]

Not in 60 years

Ever stuck a twenty in a Stripper's Garter unwittingly then realized she had your drinking money for the rest of the night?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no.

HYE shaken hands with a celebrity?

 

[Constantine999]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

Top 5 greatest songs ever!

Not in 60 years

Ever stuck a twenty in a Stripper's Garter unwittingly then realized she had your drinking money for the rest of the night?

Yes, but it was a ten.

 

[Constantine999]

No, but I've met a few.
HYE been bitten by a horse?

 

[Constantine999]

No, but I do play the drums.
HYE had a seizure?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes, several times

HYE a stroke?

 

[beardeddude84]

No. Have you ever got drunk passed out and woke up to a dog you didn't know kissing you ?

 

[Constantine999]

Nope.
HYE snorted snuff tobacco?

 

[Zacin84]

No

Hye had alcohol poisoning?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope...takes a stupid person or a frat pledge to go that far.

Ever taken a hit off a pipe thinking it was MJ and it was Hashish?

 

[DanielNRW]

No.

HYE tasted your own pee?

 

[LittleWabbit]

No.

HYE tasted your own pee?

Yes

HYE masterbaited at work