Have you ever...

[skiguy31]

Nope. I don't have a spouse or even a girlfriend.

HYE Masturbated at school?

 

[Constantine999]

Nope
HYE dislocated your ankle so that it's sideways on your leg?

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Nope
HYE dislocated your ankle so that it's sideways on your leg?

Thank god no.
HYE slept in your car overnight?

 

[Constantine999]

Yes.
HYE heard the song Gay Bar by Electric Six?

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope, liked school too much. Porn was for after.

Have You Ever seen crows run an owl out of his daytime roost?

 

[Constantine999]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

Top 5 greatest songs ever!?

 

[DanielNRW]

Nope, liked school too much. Porn was for after.

Have You Ever seen crows run an owl out of his daytime roost?

No.

HYE suspected some of your friends or family to be zoo as well?

 

[saddlebum66]

No.

HYE suspected some of your friends or family to be zoo as well?

Nope...Dont ask, dont tell

Ever spent the night in a cave full of bats?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no, I'm not Bruce Wayne.

HYE been responsible for a minor car accident?

 

[saddlebum66]

Bats are interesting creatures, who eat their own weight in insects every week.

More than one.

Have You Ever eaten a raw egg?

 

[DanielNRW]

Yeah as part of a steak tartare.

HYE talked in your sleep while having a wet dream?

 

[saddlebum66]

Not in 60 years

Ever stuck a twenty in a Stripper's Garter unwittingly then realized she had your drinking money for the rest of the night?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no.

HYE shaken hands with a celebrity?

 

[Constantine999]

Well now i have.
HYE watched zoo porn at work/school?

Top 5 greatest songs ever!

Not in 60 years

Ever stuck a twenty in a Stripper's Garter unwittingly then realized she had your drinking money for the rest of the night?

Yes, but it was a ten.

 

[Constantine999]

No, but I've met a few.
HYE been bitten by a horse?

 

[Constantine999]

No, but I do play the drums.
HYE had a seizure?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes, several times

HYE a stroke?

 

[beardeddude84]

No. Have you ever got drunk passed out and woke up to a dog you didn't know kissing you ?

 

[Constantine999]

Nope.
HYE snorted snuff tobacco?

 

[Zacin84]

No

Hye had alcohol poisoning?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope...takes a stupid person or a frat pledge to go that far.

Ever taken a hit off a pipe thinking it was MJ and it was Hashish?

 

[DanielNRW]

No.

HYE tasted your own pee?

 

[LittleWabbit]

No.

HYE tasted your own pee?

Yes

HYE masterbaited at work

 

[DanielNRW]

No but to my own surprise I have found out later that apparently many people do masturbate at work ?

HYE smelled someone else's used underwear?

 

[saddlebum66]

Only someone's for whom I would do laundry.

Have You Ever walked away from meeting a celebrity....like a politician whose hand was out for a shake?

 

[DanielNRW]

Lol no.

HYE peed yourself as an adult?

 

[saddlebum66]

More than once.....beats the other possibility.
Have You Ever seen Airforce One?

 

[Constantine999]

Thank God, NO.
HYE had a clown do a handstand on your back while you're on all fours?

 

[DanielNRW]

Of course! Just kidding, the answer is no.

HYE been stung by a hornet? ?