Have you ever...

[Constantine999]

Yep! That was the last ticket I got as a matter of fact. It was a brand new sign and I blew right through it while the cop looked on.

HYE gotten more than a dance from a stripper?

 

[NaughtyMeowChan]

Actually I was the stripper. I've danced on a woman or 2 to climax. I've also taken a super hot guy or girl or 2 home for some fun. But never in the building.

HYE been caught by a family member or person of authority?

 

[DanielNRW]

Caught doing what? I got caught masturbating by my mom.

HYE tasted pee? (yours or someone else's, doesn't matter)

 

[damiansky]

No

Hye had life saving surgery?

 

[DanielNRW]

No, luckily there was no need to.

HYE noticed the pungent smell of a dead person whose intestines already began the process of putrefaction?

 

[Constantine999]

Person? No. Animal? Yes.
HYE shit yourself at work AND couldn't leave?

 

[Puhp]

um, no.

HYE shit someone else at work?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE thrown up at work?

 

[Constantine999]

Unfortunately, yea.
HYE been robbed at gunpoint?

 

[Constantine999]

Does the IRS count? Not face to face, no.
HYE seen someone you know or knew on an adult website?

 

[saddlebum66]

Yup, an ex-brother-in-law as part of the yahoo Trampede in the self made chatrooms 20 plus years ago. Never told his ex, she divorced him for other reasons....

Ever USED the Old Yahoo self made chats?

 

[rhisp]

- Nope

- Have you ever been caught watching any type of porn and by whom?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes, but my ex and by my parents.

HYE been caught masturbating?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Yes, one time my hand out of its own accord grabbed my cock and started playing with it. I happened to glance down and caught the whole thing.

HYE picked a dingleberry and sniffed it?

 

[DanielNRW]

Had to google it first but eww no.

HYE fantasized about a shemale?

 

[MatthewC23]

Yes.

Have you ever had sex in the movie theater?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope. Turned it down in favor of a bed.

HYE seen a movie that was shot where you grew up?

 

[DanielNRW]

Yes plenty of times.

HYE watched the same movie at least 10 times?

 

[DanielNRW]

There are a few I've seen that much. The Dark Knight, Goodfellas, Shawshank, Tombstone, Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, Matrix 1, and of course many of the old b&w silver screen movies.

Give us a question

 

[DanielNRW]

No but I briefly fell asleep in theater during a movie. It was one of the Resident Evil movies.

HYE watched 2 movies in a row in the theater?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes. First time in a movie theatre was a double feature

HYE masturbated in a movie theatre?

 

[Golbo]

Да. Первый раз в кинотеатре был двойной фильм

HYE мастурбировала в кинотеатре?

Yes, in the toilet of the cinema, because the boner did not allow you to enjoy the movie

HYE jerked off in a public or outdoor?

 

[Zymadon]

Once while I was camping, about the only time though.

HYE had someone accidentally find out you're into zoo?

 

[MarcOpen]

maybe

HYE been caught having sex at work?

 

[skiguy31]

No

HYE been caught looking at porn at school?

 

[RoseytheKnottedSlave]

Of course, this is my question LMAO... Yes

HYE got an object stuck up your ass and have to go to the ER?

 

[Timo35]

no luckily

HYe unintentionally spied on a person in the bathroom?

 

[saddlebum66]

Nope. A bathroom door is sacrosanct.

Have You Ever sent a message up to a kite you were flying?

 

[Miss_Rachel]

No!

HYE asked someone to expose themself in public?

 

[saddlebum66]

No, but Ive haf the opposite happen....in front of a VERY disapproving Toll-collector

Have You Ever slept on silk-satin sheets without sliding out of bed?