Have you ever...

[Steven Raccoon]

Deep in thought? Maybe. Dickens, no

Have you ever hung upside-down by your feet and masturbated.

 

[cessno]

Nah. I don't even know how i would accomplish that xD

Have you ever woken up in the morning because the sun was shining through the window onto your eye from the little hole the string goes through in the blinds?

(Very specific because that was my experience this morning lol)

 

[Timo35]

maybe but I'm not sure

HYE been caught looking at porn at cinema?

 

[anon_w404]

Nope lol. Have you ever punched someone in the face?

 

[taboohorn]

Yes
hye
Had a shag at a cinema

 

[saddlebum66]

Yes
hye
Had a shag at a cinema

Nope....Im too big to have been successful in the Flexible Days of Yore. These modern Theaters with recliners and more space would work
Have You Ever come back from a Laundromat with Undies that you hadn't a clue about?

 

[skiguy31]

Yes

HYE Been given undies as a sign?

 

[Bunnygasam]

Yes, wife will randomly toss them my way.

HYE given your undies to a stranger

 

[j999]

Yes, wife will randomly toss them my way.

HYE given your undies to a stranger

No but now I want to.

What is the sexual encounter you regret the most

 

[skiguy31]

My ex

HYE had sex in a bar?

 

[CupidStuntman]

Er no

Ever been with a feline?

 

[Bunnygasam]

Does jacking off while the feline rubs on your leg then cum on it count?

HYE tasted aminal cum?

 

[CupidStuntman]

(Mmm sure)
No
Ever cum in an animal's mouth or on its tongue?

 

[Bunnygasam]

Half yes, my doggie turned his head just as I came

HYE French kisses your companion

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes … both human an pups

HYE given up on a task

 

[Puhp]

Yes, I ha.....

 

[skiguy31]

HYE Hooked up with someone from a bar?

 

[Puhp]

?‍

HYE instantly and forever regretted hooking up with someone from a bar, even decades later?

 

[Bunnygasam]

No

HYE lost your pet

 

[Puhp]

No

HYE lost your pet

No but someone else has lost my pet (only to be found again with a little detective work).

HYE cut yourself badly enough to require stitches?

 

[Chiara2003]

No ..?…. Tho many times I laughing so hard I am in stitches ?

 

[Bunnygasam]

Nothing to answer

HYE eaten your pets food to see how it tastes

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes…. Dry is better than the can??‍…


HYE been lost

 

[masterk9bater]

Yes…. Dry is better than the can??‍…


HYE been lost

Yes….
HYE shit were you said fuck TP and took a shower instead of wiping?

 

[Bunnygasam]

Yes

HYE shit in the shower

 

[masterk9bater]

Yes

HYE shit in the shower

Do enemas count ?

 

[Puhp]

Yes

HYE shit in the shower

NO WAFFLE STOMP!

HYE had a hypo injection (like, needless air gun)

 

[Bunnygasam]

No

HYE passed out giving blood or getting a shot

 

[Graphix Da Proto]

No, because im a strong lad TwT

HYE taken more than you could handle x3

 

[mxdwxnders]

Yes - I can barely take my fingers lol

HYE got into a physical altercation?