If I was the target of collective profanities that's a price worth paying if I didn't have to lift a finger.granted. you are now responsible for the entire universe, meaning you will be the target of all the collective expletives and profanities that all lifeforms hurl into the void, since they will have you to blame for every little thing that goes wrong. "Oh, Steven Raccoon damn it" will be the most common blasphemous cuss word from now on
i wish i had clothes and sheets that kept themselves clean
Granted. Due to the little need for sleep your lifespan is now cut by 99 percent.Granted, but you are one of the gods that no one believes in anymore so you can't change anything.
I wish I could sleep for 1 minute and feel fully rested.
Granted, you’re the test subject.Granted, you see the fallacy and your mind cannot handle the paradox (should have wished for god brain too lol), you are now insane as well as depressed
I wish I had unlimited resources to conduct psychological research