Lil Red is bopping down the trail to Granny's when she meets a rabbit
Rabbit says"Red Ridinghood! Don't you know if you keep going down this path, the big bad wolf is gonna jump out from behind a tree, pull down your lil red pants and fuck your brains out?"
Little Red says serenely, "Oh....I'm not worried".
Little further down the trail, Red sees a fawn....and the fawn looks at lil Red with a fright in her eyes...
"Red Ridinghood...." says the Fawn...." Please dont go further into the woods...That bad old wolf is gonna jump out, Pull down your lil red britches, and fuck your ass off!"
Little Red says, still serenely, "Oh....I'm not worried".
A little further and Red sees a little flock of Bluebirds, who startle, fly into a tree and tweet.....
" Oooooh Little Red Ridinghood! Please .....oh please, dont take another step! That bad, bad wolf is on the prowl! Hes gonna jump out, drag your red pants down to your ankles, bend you over a limb and fuck you til you can't stand up!"
Little Red says even more serenely, "Oh....I'm not worried".
Sure enough, twenty paces further and out jumps the slavering nasty big Baaaaad Wolf, who says..."Little Red....I am going to pull your little red panties down around your ankles, bend you over this here tree limb, and Fuck you within an inch of your little RedRidinghood life!".....
And Red reaches under her
Riding hood, pulls out a 12 ga, and tells him....
"Oh nooooo, you're not.....YOU are gonna EAT ME, just like that book says!"