Bloody auto correct again!.....Should have read "Black Knight"Granted. Everyone with any sense now hates you because you're a shameful human being. I wish to steal the power of the Universe and claim it as my own.
Granted but you can never stop movingGranted, but you die everytime you see a naked woman.
I wish to have endless stamina.
Granted, but you are now Pillar foreverThe genie is confused because you didn't wish for anything...
@Ted Danson Machine since Pillar is gone, I might as well fill the void!
I wish I had the powers of God almighty, Yahweh!
Granted, but your followers get way too clingy and start showing up at your place unannouncedGranted, you forget about every single post you've ever made on here.
I wish I had the power to force anyone I wanted to worship me as their God!