Bad Genie

Pillar

Prized Citizen of ZV
BANNED USER
Granted. Everyone with any sense now hates you because you're a shameful human being. I wish to steal the power of the Universe and claim it as my own.
 

YIMBY

Tourist
Granted, but since your eyes need visible light to reach them in order to work you are also blind.

I wish for some decent new sci-fi television programs.
 

Pillar

Prized Citizen of ZV
BANNED USER
Granted, you get nothing but reruns of the old but good science fiction.

I wish my body could contain all of the power in the universe while stealing it.
 

Johnny-Flame

Tourist
Granted.....but your powers make your head as big as a jack o lantern pumpkin making you completely unattractive.

I wish I was immortal with no side effects.
 

Ted Danson Machine

Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Granted, you forget about every single post you've ever made on here.

I wish I had the power to force anyone I wanted to worship me as their God! 😉
Granted, but your followers get way too clingy and start showing up at your place unannounced

I wish I could start a competing religion to go to war with the Floofolics
 
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