Bad Genie

[Dominion]

Granted. Every word you type is misspelled from here on.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[Deleted member 76481]

Granite, butt yuo cann olny sea otter pupil's benises

I fish too written norm ageing

 

[Dominion]

Granted, your autocorrect no longer works.

I wish I could move a mountain.

 

[Fine_VineXX]

Granted, but you create a crater at the opposite side of the globe everytime you move one.

I wish I could understand every language without the need for a translator.

 

[Johnterry4658]

Granted, you can now understand all languages, unfortunately you now speak a newly made up language called something like "blurganesse" and no one else understands you, no translators for this language either.

I wish I was able to draw more than a stick figure with an oversized head.

 

[Mathieson]

Granted. But you turn into whatever you last drew.

I wish that the genie, who will still be the genie, gets my wish.

 

[blijftniksover]

Granted. Will Smith is on his way.

I wish i was rich instead of so darn handsome. ?

 

[CoryTreverson]

Granted. You're now ugly, but VERY rich in character to make up for it!

I wish I had socializing skills.

 

[Zooprepper51]

Granted. You now socialize adeptly with mollusks.

I wish my partners were sentient and as smart as me.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

To satisfy your I wish your partners speak five fluent languages?

 

[Puhp]

Granted, unfortunately none of the five are what anyone else speaks.

I wish for only those things which are within my capability to attain.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

I wish we could be teleported to a greater place in space

 

[YanchaOkami]

Granted, you're teleported onto the surface of VY Canis Majoris.

I wish my tea was sweeter but without glucose / carbohydrates in it and neither chemical sweeteners.

 

[Cajlatsa]

Granted

I wish you would convert to paradiso!

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Declined. Wishes cannot be granted to genieself.

However, i grant you four steaming coffee cups daily.

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Absolutely disgusting!! You are like McDonald's and Burger King: Giving me the exact opposite of what I ordered.

I do grant you the right to deny other people their rights. LOL

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Sorry. I only grant wishes to the poster right above me but, alas you didn't ask for one so nada for you.

I wish people would wish for things.

 

[blackstallion93]

Granted

I wish I could control time and space.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You turn into a black hole.

I wish i was insignificant.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted, your insignificance is so remarkable it's studied meticulously for eons to come.

I wish I developed habits more easily.

Granted. But only bad habits.

I wish people would know the meaning of insignificant

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. Now, nobody is here.

I wish I was a genie.

 

[fistingmike]

Poof! Your a garage door opener

I wish I lived on a sex farm.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

granted. you breed chickens for kfc

i wish the internet was no more.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, *Facebook removed* it is now less.

I wish my post count would never change.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You are now officially not a member of zooville anymore.

I wish that lies were impossible.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You can't lie down ever.

I wish the human species is extinct.

 

[Knottydiggo2077]

Granted, but it will happen in 4 billion years

I wish I had a get-out-of-jail-free card

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You get a Monopoly get out of jail free card.

I wish we reach the nearest star other than our sun in my lifetime.

 

[BaBaDoo]

Granted. You no longer have a lifetime.

I wish I could perform instantaneous teleportation.

 

[Knottydiggo2077]

Granted, you can now teleport into a supermax prison cell

I wish I could be declared "Not Guilty" in any court case