Bad Genie

[Steven Raccoon]

Sorry. I only grant wishes to the poster right above me but, alas you didn't ask for one so nada for you.

I wish people would wish for things.

 

[blackstallion93]

Granted

I wish I could control time and space.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You turn into a black hole.

I wish i was insignificant.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted, your insignificance is so remarkable it's studied meticulously for eons to come.

I wish I developed habits more easily.

Granted. But only bad habits.

I wish people would know the meaning of insignificant

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. Now, nobody is here.

I wish I was a genie.

 

[fistingmike]

Poof! Your a garage door opener

I wish I lived on a sex farm.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

granted. you breed chickens for kfc

i wish the internet was no more.

 

[MrsShemon]

Granted, *Facebook removed* it is now less.

I wish my post count would never change.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You are now officially not a member of zooville anymore.

I wish that lies were impossible.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You can't lie down ever.

I wish the human species is extinct.

 

[Knottydiggo2077]

Granted, but it will happen in 4 billion years

I wish I had a get-out-of-jail-free card

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted. You get a Monopoly get out of jail free card.

I wish we reach the nearest star other than our sun in my lifetime.

 

[BaBaDoo]

Granted. You no longer have a lifetime.

I wish I could perform instantaneous teleportation.

 

[Knottydiggo2077]

Granted, you can now teleport into a supermax prison cell

I wish I could be declared "Not Guilty" in any court case

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted you're declared not 'not guilty' in every court case.

I wish my dick wasn't bent.

 

[draco7215]

Granted, your dick is now curled.

I wish to fuck an anthro dragon.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Uh? It's already curled. It needs to be unfurled.

Your dick burns off from the fire in the orifices of the anthro dragon.

 

[draco7215]

Next wish?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

You just granted it.

I wish that I wish.

 

[naughty_puppy]

Granted. You now shop exclusively on Wish and bought a cherry shaped toilet brush.

I wish my dog was young again.

 

[saddlebum66]

Granted, but you've swapped places....hes a pup and you're geezing.

 

[Suvrenim]

i wish i could talk to cats

 

[saddlebum66]

i wish i could talk to cats

poof!...you can now speak to Felines, but quickly discover they STILL won't talk to you.

 

[saddlebum66]

poof!...you can now speak to Felines, but quickly discover they STILL won't talk to you.

oh....I wish I had a nickel for every penny Ive thrown in a Wishing Well

 

[Suvrenim]

oh....I wish I had a nickel for every penny Ive thrown in a Wishing Well

granted, but you threw them in the well too.
i wish prices would drop

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof! granted, but now portion sizes are miniscule in proportion.

I wish that fusion power would hurry it up some.

 

[Suvrenim]

Poof! granted, but now portion sizes are miniscule in proportion.

I wish that fusion power would hurry it up some.

Boom! Granted, but half the wold blows up, you with it.
I wish AI Art would get perfected already. I want my dragon porn

 

[crystal8374]

Boom! Granted, but half the wold blows up, you with it.
I wish AI Art would get perfected already. I want my dragon porn

Granted, but the AI is so advanced it becomes self aware and only makes lolcat style memes.

I wish I knew a shapeshifter who could take on any animal form they wanted

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they only want to turn into Baby Shark and sing that annoying song

I wish I had a real working light saber

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof...You got it....and immediately cut your X-wing in half in your zeal.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I didnt have a nickel