Bad Genie

[Steven Raccoon]

Granted you're declared not 'not guilty' in every court case.

I wish my dick wasn't bent.

 

[draco7215]

Granted, your dick is now curled.

I wish to fuck an anthro dragon.

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Uh? It's already curled. It needs to be unfurled.

Your dick burns off from the fire in the orifices of the anthro dragon.

 

[draco7215]

Next wish?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

You just granted it.

I wish that I wish.

 

[naughty_puppy]

Granted. You now shop exclusively on Wish and bought a cherry shaped toilet brush.

I wish my dog was young again.

 

[saddlebum66]

Granted, but you've swapped places....hes a pup and you're geezing.

 

[Suvrenim]

i wish i could talk to cats

 

[saddlebum66]

i wish i could talk to cats

poof!...you can now speak to Felines, but quickly discover they STILL won't talk to you.

 

[saddlebum66]

poof!...you can now speak to Felines, but quickly discover they STILL won't talk to you.

oh....I wish I had a nickel for every penny Ive thrown in a Wishing Well

 

[Suvrenim]

oh....I wish I had a nickel for every penny Ive thrown in a Wishing Well

granted, but you threw them in the well too.
i wish prices would drop

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof! granted, but now portion sizes are miniscule in proportion.

I wish that fusion power would hurry it up some.

 

[Suvrenim]

Poof! granted, but now portion sizes are miniscule in proportion.

I wish that fusion power would hurry it up some.

Boom! Granted, but half the wold blows up, you with it.
I wish AI Art would get perfected already. I want my dragon porn

 

[crystal8374]

Boom! Granted, but half the wold blows up, you with it.
I wish AI Art would get perfected already. I want my dragon porn

Granted, but the AI is so advanced it becomes self aware and only makes lolcat style memes.

I wish I knew a shapeshifter who could take on any animal form they wanted

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but they only want to turn into Baby Shark and sing that annoying song

I wish I had a real working light saber

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof...You got it....and immediately cut your X-wing in half in your zeal.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I didnt have a nickel

 

[Suvrenim]

Poof...You got it....and immediately cut your X-wing in half in your zeal.

I wish I had a nickel for every time I didnt have a nickel

granted, but they appear above you in a neverending flood. at leadt you die rich.

i wish for a better genie

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof ! your Genie's been upgraded but now its one wish per customer.

I wish for Pegasus....the real Hot Rod of Horses

 

[jsocks]

Granted now you teleported in to the Disney movie Hercules where Pegasus is forever to live the dame movie again and again

I wish I wasn't losing my memory's

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof....Bad Genie says....your memory is completely erased. No more losses.

Wish my saddle wasn't newer than me...

 

[DatewithNine]

Granted, you now can remember your birth.

I wish I had no refractory period and could just go as many rounds of sex in a row as I pleased.

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but you end up dying of cardiac arrest from overstimulation.

I wish it would only rain once a week, in the middle of the night, and only for 1 hour.

@rockymountaindog

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but now it is always Wednesday and the sun never rises

I wish I had a new computer

 

[FloofyNewfie]

Granted, but it gets hacked within the first week and the hacker leaks all your noods! Lol

I wish that my property sould double in size.

 

[rockymountaindog]

Granted your property was washed away in the rain and covers twice the area.

I wish I had an all seeing eye

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Granted, but it has bad vision and there is no prescription available to help it

I was I had a new car

 

[Johnterry4658]

Very well, say hello to your new Reliant Robin.

I wish I was able to breathe under water.

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof, you are now a S L O W Goldfish being pursued by a seriously hungry Cormorant.

I wish the Sealtest people were still making Orange Pineapple Ice Cream.

 

[UR20Z]

Poof, you are now a S L O W Goldfish being pursued by a seriously hungry Cormorant.

I wish the Sealtest people were still making Orange Pineapple Ice Cream.

Presto! They just fired up the line. Unfortunately, the temperature control is stuck at Absolute Zero, so the product is approximately as malleable as a block of granite.

I wish someone would come up with a gas-can that's actually capable of pouring the gas where you want it without having to fight with "safety features".

 

[saddlebum66]

Poof...the cpsc has granted your wish, and removed all thr features and labels....noe in order to use it, you need to convert to Buddhism, and keep your fingers crossed, just in case.

I wish Santa would get off the dime and deliver that 67 XKE....he's waaay late.Next time, Ill go to the one on 34th St.