Worst Zoo Experiences

ReinhardRausweich said:
Hmmm... just having a stallion with one of the ultimativ hottest, most sexiest butts I have ever seen on a horse in our village and I'm not able to do anything because he's absolute inaccsessible. I see him everytime i drive by and it makes me crazy. I want to rub my face between his buttcheeks soooo bad!!! -.-!
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Gosh that stallion sounds so hot. I know I'd be hard as a rock every time I'd pass a lovely stallion like that on my drives. I hope one day you get a chance to stuff your face right between his buttcheeks <3
 
Furrgo said:
Gosh that stallion sounds so hot. I know I'd be hard as a rock every time I'd pass a lovely stallion like that on my drives. I hope one day you get a chance to stuff your face right between his buttcheeks <3
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The only way to him is to climb over a iron fence right beside a street light and infront of an apartment building. So.... NOPE!
 
The very first time I worked up the courage to go all the way with my first male, an English Mastiff / American Pit Bull Terrier mix, was the worst experience for me. He was young and inexperienced, I was new and nervous. After several minutes of him try to find his mark and us both getting a little frustrated he nipped me on the back...just lightly and in a playful way. No blood, but it was enough to surprise me and make me "picker up" in shock. Of course he found his mark at that exact moment.

I shrieked, there was blood, so much pain I threw up. It was super. Every time after was great though lol.
 
GreyKnot said:
My first experience was really bad. My parents had a Boerboel as a watchdog and I decided I wanted to have sex with him. I saw him drilling the neighbor's German Shepherd and wanted his cock. I didn't think he dick would be that big. I wasn't a virgin but it hurt like hell. It felt like he was ripping my insides out.
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Interesting. A woman should be more ready for it than a man. I had my first anal also in a very young age and although I wasn't technically an anal virgin, having had some smaller things inserted but nothing bigger than a regular poop, so it shouldn't have had any impact on my intake ability, I still consider it my first anal experience ever. But my only hardship was with the pull-out.

Well, the initial thrusts were also sort of unpleasant because its not comfortable to be poked in the ass with a pencil but once he had a full erection something like three thrusts later I was amazed by how good it felt. Principally the whole intercourse was like a paradise for me. This was when I really started to adore anal sex. And his cock wasn't small! A regular GS. Nothing ever felt like "my insides were ripped out" or anything close to it. Just pure pleasure.

The only major problem was the pull-out which I was totally unprepeared to because I had no idea that we could get stuck and after about 15 min knotting he just ripped it out with one thrust, leaving me on the floor, incapable of deciding which feeling is stronger - pleasure or pain.

So that's why I wonder how a woman could feel otherwise (not being a virgin).
 
When my boy was around three years old I decided to be his bitch for a day. The first half dozen times it was great but by the end of the day my ass was raw and bleeding and I couldn't sit down.
 
I lived in an apartment with thin walls. In the middle of having sex with a beautifully GSD she started to Yelp loudly. I stopped but she continued. I did every thing to calm her down from petting to giving he treats. To this day I don’t know why. I fucked hard before and afterwards with no problems.
 
ldb0475 said:
I lived in an apartment with thin walls. In the middle of having sex with a beautifully GSD she started to Yelp loudly. I stopped but she continued. I did every thing to calm her down from petting to giving he treats. To this day I don’t know why. I fucked hard before and afterwards with no problems.
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Our late Dog startet yelping loudly one day without absolutely any reason. Like, as he was dying painfully. it sounded horrible. After a few seconds, even before we can reach him, it was over and he was normal as nothing has ever happened. He did that never again. I have absoultely no clue what happened. The veterinarian could'nt find anything either.
 
I live my worst Zoo Nightmare.

I work for a Drive through Safari Park + Petting Zoo,
I have "Master Keys" that open EVERYTHING from food storage freezers to animal cages.
we have thousands of animals. That I can ONLY touch threw the fencing. when working.
and when your out in the drive through, your required to take another employee with you.
so your either in full view of other staff, or your NOT going out in the open Safari Park.

wanna talk about frustration?
 
I would have to say the scratches you get, not a problem when you're single, but I did have one scratch on my leg that lasted for months (was a deep scratch).
And the thick smell of dog on you along with dog hairs and having to explain where you've been to friends and relatives.

Although (touch wood) I've never been caught, its the risk of getting caught especially meeting someone new. (providing where you are)
 
worst was standing behind a mare my horse in the next stable leans over bites the back of my thigh i shout and jump spook my mare she knocks me clean off my stool then stands on my ankle braking it ! still could have been worse lol
 
draco7215 said:
I would have to say the scratches you get, not a problem when you're single, but I did have one scratch on my leg that lasted for months (was a deep scratch).
And the thick smell of dog on you along with dog hairs and having to explain where you've been to friends and relatives.

Although (touch wood) I've never been caught, its the risk of getting caught especially meeting someone new. (providing where you are)
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for me, the smell and dog hair everywhere part got to the point of my friends/relatives asking if something is wrong when it's missing.. i was told i smell like dog shelter a few times when meeting someone new. weirdly enough, the ones who felt the need to tell it were mostly also the ones not really worth it to get to know better...
 
Fiber said:
It also happens when you set the browser to remember last download location. And that's the folder full of zoo porn.

Also never had an awful experience, just a time I was close to get caught, I was in the garage fooling around, and I heard my parents pull up in fron of the door, luckily they left the car outside.
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I downloaded a different browser than the one I normally use just to prevent such an accident. I've always lived in fear of this very type of situation, so having a "zoo browser" nicely prevents that! :)
 
The worst thing that has happened to me was almost a year ago my mastiff boy is stuck in my pussy then something falls down from the table and he gets scared and tries to run I felt this for several weeks after. Since then we have had several times with chlorine marks on the sides and on the back.
:oops:
 
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