Worst Zoo Experiences

I would have to say scratches as well, but not like that. Man that probably sucked!
 
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Not much happened actually. I quickly closed the window and continued with the previous stuff. We never spoke about that and I learned how to prevent the system from creating "last opened" list :D.
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It also happens when you set the browser to remember last download location. And that's the folder full of zoo porn.

Also never had an awful experience, just a time I was close to get caught, I was in the garage fooling around, and I heard my parents pull up in fron of the door, luckily they left the car outside.
 
my girl was licking my penis, she's fairly vigorous while at it, and something happened outside (like a bark or whatever) she instantly switched to guard mode and tried to quickly jump of the bed to run outside to check what the fuss was about, but one of her fangs was somehow stuck under my foreskin... i had a tear there for like a month
 
Well... once i was about to have a sexy moment and the dog just went downstairs and i was like "oh come on, come back here" and she went to lick/eat some stuff i didn't see what was it, until she came back with feces all over her snout and it was a boner killer lol
 
I like the scratches! For other people I can make up some weird story on how I got them .....but every time I look in the mirror and I see the scar I think of how tight of a grip the doggos who fucked me had and it makes me think of how rough and fun and passionate our love making was.

For me the worst experinces was how dirty it was after being knotted for the first time......it was my first times having sex in general and I didn't do nearly as good a job as I should have cleaning myself.....never happened sense so...yaya for learning lol.
 
I had just got finished making love to my newfie girl. After I finished inside of her she does this thing where she will hop a 180 and lick my dick clean. Well, she wasn't being careful and she ended up snagging my foreskin on her canine tooth. It drew blood and hurt like a mother. Luckily it only took like 3-4 days to heal. I know she didn't mean to do so, but that was not fun.
 
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I had an intact, collarless stray show up at my home some years ago. I called the local shelter and got voicemail, so while I was waiting for a call-back I hung out with her and gave her some water and snacks, and lots of petting and scratches. When I scratched her butt it seemed like she flagged a little, so I start caressing under her tail. She seemed okay with it, so I played with her a bit more and then tried mounting her.
I got a lot of rubbing on her vulva, but she would move away when I tried to go in. She seemed excited and kept coming back, and kept letting me rub my dick on her pussy, but no entry. I think she was at the end of her heat. I decided to try fingering her and she stood for that, so after a bit I tried my dick again. It seemed like she may have stood for me after the fingering, but... I was overstimulated at that point; my boner went all rubbery and I couldn't make it work. ?
Kind of like having a torturous cliff-hanger at the end of your favorite TV series, only to find out the series got cancelled. It had been many, many years since I had last been with a canine girl, so it was a major bummer when my cock fizzled out on me right when she seemed willing to let me in. I tried to bring it back to life with her licking me for a bit, but the shelter called and her family was already looking for her so I took her over right away.

Still... I got to finger and rub my dick on some cute girl's puffy muffin for a while! ?
She got safely home to her family later that day. I told the shelter to tell her family she was a beautiful and very friendly dog, and I was glad I got to meet her. ??
I guess that qualifies as my "worst" experience, while still not that bad overall.

Oh, and that I never got a second opportunity to be with the GSD girl I lost my virginity to. She was a friend's dog, so we were around each other a lot, but never the right time or place for another discrete rendezvous.

Oh, and that I think mares are super sexy, but I'm terribly allergic to horses. Like, EpiPen-allergic. ?
 
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My first experience was really bad. My parents had a Boerboel as a watchdog and I decided I wanted to have sex with him. I saw him drilling the neighbor's German Shepherd and wanted his cock. I didn't think he dick would be that big. I wasn't a virgin but it hurt like hell. It felt like he was ripping my insides out.
 
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My first experience was really bad. My parents had a Boerboel as a watchdog and I decided I wanted to have sex with him. I saw him drilling the neighbor's German Shepherd and wanted his cock. I didn't think he dick would be that big. I wasn't a virgin but it hurt like hell. It felt like he was ripping my insides out.
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Did you have any repeat and less unpleasant experiences with him after that? Or was it just the once?
 
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I almost got caught getting a blowjob from my Akita but luckily I was wearing a super baggy jumper and I covered up my dick my heart fell out of my ass I was so scared
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I almost got caught a few times myself!!! I was knotted with a dog and I herd people coming down the stairs I had to put my fingers inside and strech myself out to let the dog out of me without hurting him......it did a number on me though haha I was ok and back at letting the dog have me the next day.....but man I felt my life flash before my eyes
 
Hmmm... just having a stallion with one of the ultimativ hottest, most sexiest butts I have ever seen on a horse in our village and I'm not able to do anything because he's absolute inaccsessible. I see him everytime i drive by and it makes me crazy. I want to rub my face between his buttcheeks soooo bad!!! -.-!
 
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