How about a weird place at a weird time?
A woman who invited me to her family's Thanksgiving, about 15 minutes until dinnertime, dragged me by the hand to some bedroom, somewhere. She pinned me against the wall with her body, and whispered breathlessly with her lips to mine, "You have to fuck me, dammit."
I shoved her backward onto a nearby bed, she wriggled her dress to her waist, grabbed my long hair and pulled my face to between her legs. I put my mouth to work and made her cum like a wild animal in about 30 seconds.
Thanks for listening.