Where is the weirdest place you have ever fucked?

Fingered my ex girlfriend in a train. She sat very close next to me and I could manage to slide my hand over her back into her pantys. there was an old man sitting in front of us. very exciting.

Slept with my latest ex in her friends house. they had a teenage child and it wasn't at home that night so we could sleep in his/her room. We eventually fucked as soon as we laid down to sleep.
 
On my girlfriend's bathroom sink in a smaller house while parents home and my dad waiting in the car to me home, when I was younger
 
Ok so this is actually a hard question for me, since I'm pretty shell we say, adventurous, lol. Two places comes to mind: The first was in the middle of the night at the playgroup of my old elementary school with a military man! He had just gotten off from work and since he lived on base and I lived with roommates at the time we just ended up going there.

The second was in the backyard of my local bar on their patio in front of everyone who was also hanging out back there, lol. They were having an underwear party and I was in a jock strap. I started talking to a guy and after a few drinks...........
 
A restroom in a hospital. While visiting a relative, my then girlfriend and I walked through an area of the hospital that was basically shut down. Turned out to be very convenient for cleaning up and draining.
 
In a creek with my water loving mare as a very young man . I was floating.
Also with a sexy young southern twink in West Virginia in the company van at the end of his parents driveway in the middle of the night. He was legal age... barely. Was really bizarre the next morning when all my burley workmates piled into that van the next morning at the hotel. I kept picturing our two sweaty bodies sticking together the night before and the cum that was dribbled on the seats as my very straight friends rode oblivious beside me on the way to the job site .
 
In a toilet along the corridor from my girlfriends room in halls of residence, she was pissing on my cock at first but then we got carried away, her nice comfy (but small) bed was only about 20 feet away but it was one of the hottest fucks we ever had and we never even considered moving to it.
 
in the trunk of a station wagon.. with a ewe that was from a field next to the car.. i didn't have my own house at the time. she pissed in the car... of course. hard to explain the smell to people
 
With another woman in a bathtub nearly full of chocolate pudding, with a double dildo.
She had bought five gallon buckets of it to fill the tub for the occasion. I made sure to be worth her effort.
Thanks for posting a great question.
brilliant and very kinky answer, i love sploshing x
 
ive done it a fair few weird places, suppose the weirdest was an empty shop, the glass was darkened from the outside but clear looking from inside to out, there was a que of people queing for a nightclub and i was being fucked from behind looking at them, they had no idea i was being fucked silly just a few feet away from them.
 
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