Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Touché my friend lolThe same way one "checks their glasses"?
Touché my friend lolThe same way one "checks their glasses"?
Why…. Mi school having that....ideally, it's the field hockey class at an all girl's school...
And plaid skirtsWhy…. Mi school having that
*puts communion wafer in mouth**amen*
watch out for the little teeeeeny chips...theres mice behind the Altar*puts communion wafer in mouth*
Dam, this Jeez-It has gone stale.
How dare you speak french to me!Touché my friend lol
Tut mir leid mein Herr!!How dare you speak french to me!
Yea, those goddam sinners............LOLPeoples takes the lords name in vain
God can suck my balls.Peoples takes the lords name in vain
A Mighty Blowjob it was, such that dartel was smote. and his line of begetting was at an end.God can suck my balls.
What if ya don't wear glasses?People who don't check their glasses
The most annoying of all!!!!What if ya don't wear glasses?
Kinda myopic of ya to sayThe most annoying of all!!!!
lol
And vice-versa.Your stupid brain's internal clock waking you up on the weekends at the same time your alarm wakes you on weekdays. No, sleep in.
literally happened to me this morningYour stupid brain's internal clock waking you up on the weekends at the same time your alarm wakes you on weekdays. No, sleep in.
this may be the most disgusting thing I have ever read LOL"I love all the yummy cum in little squishy pussy!"
I see it all the time.. the second I come across any wording like that, just DONE..this may be the most disgusting thing I have ever read LOL
I can understand why lolI see it all the time.. the second I come across any wording like that, just DONE..
I'll do one better! Any story that's obviously written by a virgin but is supposed to be realistic or depicting actual lifestyle events. Saying shit like the dog is thrusting in me for hours or omg my first knot felt amazing and so good when nobody who has sex with their first dog is ever ready for what the breeding and tying actually feels like.Stories that are supposed to be sexy written from a female pov, that are obviously written by a male, and sounds like he's using Grammer of an 8yo. "OH, it made me tingle between my legs" and "I love all the yummy cum in little squishy pussy!"