A small plane crashes on a remote isle and there are only three men who survive. They find themselves captured by a band of cannibals, and are issued a challenge by the leader. “My friends,” he says, for he speaks impeccable English, “if you wish to survive, you must complete a task. You must go into the jungle, and bring back ten of finest specimens of any one kind of fruit you desire. Come back when you complete this step.”
And so, the three men venture out into the jungle wilds. The first comes back with 10 apples. “Apples?” Says the leader of the cannibals. “A bold choice indeed! You must shove those 10 apples up your butt without making a sound. Fail, and we shall devour you.” He makes a valiant attempt, but after the first two, he screams and agony and is summarily executed, making a particularly tasty snack.
The second man returns with 10 berries in hand. “Berries…” Says the leader, with a noticeably disappointed tone. “You have chosen… wisely. You must shove these 10 grapes up your butt without making a sound. Fail, and we shall devour you!” Naturally, he makes it through 9 grapes without any lubricant! Just as he is about to insert the 10th grape, he bursts out into a fit of hysterical laughter and is, like his friend, assassinated by a hungry people.
The second fellow, naturally, is laughing his ass off all the way up to the afterlife, where he’s reunited with the first fellow. “You almost had that,” says the first guy to the second guy, “what the hell happened down there? Why did you laugh?”
”Because,” says the second guy,
”I saw the third guy walking down the path with an armful of pineapples!”