Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
*raises my hand* Pizza addiction, here.Twelve pages....I think we got an addiction
*raises my hand* Pizza addiction, here.Twelve pages....I think we got an addiction
LOL.....mmmhmmm.....looks like the Pizza should be addicted to You, Sweet Lady <grinnm>*raises my hand* Pizza addiction, here.
What a nice thing to say! Thank-you! *looks you over to see if you brought pizza*LOL.....mmmhmmm.....looks like the Pizza should be addicted to You, Sweet Lady <grinnm>
I warned ya, Saddle - "If you feed it, you'll never be able to peel it off" - But did you listen? Noooooooooooo. YOu always gotta go against the flow, doncha?What a nice thing to say! Thank-you! *looks you over to see if you brought pizza*
**laughs!**I warned ya, Saddle - "If you feed it, you'll never be able to peel it off" - But did you listen? Noooooooooooo. YOu always gotta go against the flow, doncha?
Words fail me - Time to resort to PillareseIts my Nature, pard....and If Im gonna peel anything off me < grinnn>, it wont be Miz Kristy...
And it don't get any better if it's carpet - Those rug-burns are a stone bitch!And besides....I try to stay OFF the flo....that there linoleum is hard on my knees
I see, Master Po....Fluent Pillarese expresses it all.....Words fail me - Time to resort to Pillarese
Nooooooo....Rug burns is rug burns....the stone bitch burns are on the patio.And it don't get any better if it's carpet - Those rug-burns are a stone bitch!
I've had a few of those on my lower back, my knees and elbows.And it don't get any better if it's carpet - Those rug-burns are a stone bitch!
Cmere....I have a cure for all that, sugareeI've had a few of those on my lower back, my knees and elbows.
No! You do NOT!Cmere....I have a cure for all that, sugaree
This is truth, grasshopper. Even when it says nothing at allI see, Master Po....Fluent Pillarese expresses it all.....
I'll just let myself out... wouldn't wanna intrude on an "intimate moment". At least, not without having a pizza in hand...Never told you Im a Witch, hmmm?
Yeah, well, you just keep that away from me, you dirty man.Never told you Im a Witch, hmmm?
Holy hell, don't leave me alone with him!I'll just let myself out... wouldn't wanna intrude on an "intimate moment". At least, not without having a pizza in hand...
(Little does she know, the cameras I placed while making the delivery are getting WONDERFUL views of the action - Love those wireless PTZ cams)Holy hell, don't leave me alone with him!
**laughs!** There is no action! He's the wrong gender, and he's a witch!(Little does she know, the cameras I placed while making the delivery are getting WONDERFUL views of the action - Love those wireless PTZ cams)
The doorbell rings. There's your pizza delivery at the door, but you have no clothes on.
Women and men: To what extent do you cover yourself before answering the door? A few days ago, I ordered pizza. I'd forgotten to put on clothes for the pending delivery. If you don't wear clothes, it feels very normal and can be easily forgotten in some cases.
I remembered right about when I started opening the door. Oh well...no big deal. I do get turned on showing my body, so...
I answered the door and nicely greeted the delivery guy, somewhere between 18 and 19yo, and he almost dropped my pizza. His mouth was open and his eyes were wide open. He said, "Oh...uh...pizza? I think?"
I smiled. "You think you have a pizza?"
His eyes were all over me. "Yes...pizza...I have..."
"Very good!" I took the pizza, set it aside and pressed against him on the porch, my breasts against his chest, my erect nipples against his shirt.
I told him, "I think next time, you'll get here a little quicker, right?"
He said, "Uh...yes...yes ma'am...I...think I will..."
I got way too close to his mouth and said softly, "I pretty sure you will....I think you'll come pretty fast, actually."
"Yes! Yes I will!"
I gave him a good tip. He thanked me, backed away from me and off he went.
So, folks, if your doorbell rings and you're wearing no clothes or not enough, to what extent do you cover yourself?
The doorbell rings. There's your pizza delivery at the door, but you have no clothes on.
Women and men: To what extent do you cover yourself before answering the door? A few days ago, I ordered pizza. I'd forgotten to put on clothes for the pending delivery. If you don't wear clothes, it feels very normal and can be easily forgotten in some cases.
I remembered right about when I started opening the door. Oh well...no big deal. I do get turned on showing my body, so...
I answered the door and nicely greeted the delivery guy, somewhere between 18 and 19yo, and he almost dropped my pizza. His mouth was open and his eyes were wide open. He said, "Oh...uh...pizza? I think?"
I smiled. "You think you have a pizza?"
His eyes were all over me. "Yes...pizza...I have..."
"Very good!" I took the pizza, set it aside and pressed against him on the porch, my breasts against his chest, my erect nipples against his shirt.
I told him, "I think next time, you'll get here a little quicker, right?"
He said, "Uh...yes...yes ma'am...I...think I will..."
I got way too close to his mouth and said softly, "I pretty sure you will....I think you'll come pretty fast, actually."
"Yes! Yes I will!"
I gave him a good tip. He thanked me, backed away from me and off he went.
So, folks, if your doorbell rings and you're wearing no clothes or not enough, to what extent do you cover yourself?
sneaky perv alert(Little does she know, the cameras I placed while making the delivery are getting WONDERFUL views of the action - Love those wireless PTZ cams)
That's not what I'm seeing on the monitor... <buwahahahahahaha>**laughs!** There is no action! He's the wrong gender, and he's a witch!
Who? Me? I'm innocent, I tell ya! I'm being framed!sneaky perv alert
I’d be seriously worried about the topping on any pizza you deliveredWho? Me? I'm innocent, I tell ya! I'm being framed!
All organic, honI’d be seriously worried about the topping on any pizza you delivered
That’s what I’d be worried aboutAll organic, hon
I'm happy you enjoyed reading it, and I think you should go for it! Of course, we'll need you to report back to us on what happened...... wow that was exciting. I might have to order a pizza tonight.