I Have...something you did because you were Horny

пьяный парень засунул свой член в радиатор. неожиданно было, я ее не поймал, вызвало появление спасателей.
does this count? it was very funny 😂girl watch it
 
Hold my beer.. I have something far more shocking.

I once...

Paid real money for porn because I couldn't find the source online:eek:
 
'Ho boy....

I guess ill begin chronology

Jerked off to a girl's bare legs (she was wearing shorts) while in active class and sat in my own mess the rest of the day.

Busted by mom with HER double sided toy in my nightstand while at school... I used all of her toys tbh.

Used a toilet plunger as a toy

Stuck hard boiled eggs in not the right orfice

Froze my own loads so i can heat it up later for various things

Stuck a dog's cock into my ear.... Idk why

Got fucked by my dog in various areas and beds of my house and just left the mess

Borrowed various undergarments, used them, then put them back....😬

Thats all i can think of ...
 
HA loaded question. Better question is what haven’t I’d done because I was horny… lol. Made a number of home made feeds, came in my own mouth, inserted objects inside my penis and ass, and have tucked my cock under and stuffed the head in my ass, and the list goes on 😂🤣😂 who’s a sexual deviant. <—- this guy right here.
 
Chewy1 said:
Does your boyfriend know
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If you find grammar errors, know that I'm writing with the translator.
My boyfriend's grandfather hired me to help him with the housework. I was actually already very good friends with his grandfather. one day his grandson came to visit his grandfather and I was fixing up the house. so we met and after a month we got engaged. it was also a way to make my boyfriend's grandfather happy.
and to forgive his nephew for old problems he took his revenge. of course that was my advice.
In this way he felt repaid in the secret of this perversion of mine.
 
sendy2000 said:
If you find grammar errors, know that I'm writing with the translator.
My boyfriend's grandfather hired me to help him with the housework. I was actually already very good friends with his grandfather. one day his grandson came to visit his grandfather and I was fixing up the house. so we met and after a month we got engaged. it was also a way to make my boyfriend's grandfather happy.
and to forgive his nephew for old problems he took his revenge. of course that was my advice.
In this way he felt repaid in the secret of this perversion of mine.
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I got it now
 
thecdbeast said:
'Ho boy....

I guess ill begin chronology

Jerked off to a girl's bare legs (she was wearing shorts) while in active class and sat in my own mess the rest of the day.

Busted by mom with HER double sided toy in my nightstand while at school... I used all of her toys tbh.

Used a toilet plunger as a toy

Stuck hard boiled eggs in not the right orfice

Froze my own loads so i can heat it up later for various things

Stuck a dog's cock into my ear.... Idk why

Got fucked by my dog in various areas and beds of my house and just left the mess

Borrowed various undergarments, used them, then put them back....😬

Thats all i can think of ...
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I’ve also used the plunger as a toy😅😅, I’ve used the handles on screwdrivers and my massager lol
 
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