How to find people who will let their dog f*ck you?

Unfortunately, I don't have a dog/any other animal that can fuck me or I can fuck. I also don't know anybody that would let their dog fuck me and don't know of anywhere to find someone who would. I live in a state where bestiality is illegal, so I don't want to go around yelling it out for all to hear. If you guys could help me on how I can go about finding someone please tell me.
 
Making friends is the best option if owning your own dog is not possible. If you make friends with someone outside your own country then you can have an added benefit of having a nice vacation and a fantasy at the same time.......
 
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