humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
“marriage is the chief successor of divorce”"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce."
“marriage is the chief successor of divorce”"Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce."
Nah, not contagious, but it is sexually transmitted.“Life is a contagious deadly disease”
Yes - it should be:Nah, not contagious, but it is sexually transmitted.
I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".“Life is a contagious deadly disease”
Your phrasing is more elegant, but mine is correct too.I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived it Be prepared to offer evidence)
Jesus?I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived it Be prepared to offer evidence)
Evidence, please...Jesus?
Offend? Nah... At least, not me. I can't be offended by a fairy tale. (Damned goat-herders had way too much time, and too many psycho-active plants around for their own good. Let 'em have the wrong kind of mushroom, or cactus, or whatever it was, and there they go, inventing "god" and religion, and the whole world ends up fucked to the sky... <sigh>)It is actually fun because one single name would offend equaly both non believers and believers as the faith has the base he actually *died*, he just came back later.
*evil laughter*
Like in “Life of Brian“ people are eager after believing in somethingEvidence, please...
Offend? Nah... At least, not me. I can't be offended by a fairy tale. (Damned goat-herders had way too much time, and too many psycho-active plants around for their own good. Let 'em have the wrong kind of mushroom, or cactus, or whatever it was, and there they go, inventing "god" and religion, and the whole world ends up fucked to the sky... <sigh>)
Noooooo, say it's not so. Peaches are yummerlicious.You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just hate peaches.
sadly it is soNoooooo, say it's not so. Peaches are yummerlicious.
Well I better guard my peach tree in the back yard then, from any anit-peach fanatics. It's taken years to grow and now produces the sweetest juiciest peaches going around.sadly it is so
these provoke some people to anger
I always saw lunch time more as a mirage at one job I worked at, because it was always there in the distance, but when you reached it something would come up and it would vanish before your very eyes."Time is an illusion, lunch time doubly so."
Nice misquote. It's "I could never get a hand of Thursdays."“it must be a thursday, I have never liked thursdays” ( Hitchhikers guide to the Univers)
Could be, I will check back in the film, where I remember from.Nice misquote. It's "I could never get a hand of Thursdays."
The movie!? You sir need to be beaten.Could be, I will check back in the film, where I remember from.
With that statement, you demonstrate that you have absolutely NO taste whatsoever! You poor, delusional thing, you... I think I'll look into starting a gofundme in hopes of raising enough money to get you some professional help for that little problem of yours...Noooooo, say it's not so. Peaches are yummerlicious.
Sit down and drink your prune juice, Worf."You sound like a Klingon with acute constipation."
I remembered slightly incorrect - the correct was “I never could get the hang of Thursdays”The movie!? You sir need to be beaten.