humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
“marriage is the chief successor of divorce”
Deep quotes you heard or made up?
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dartel
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Nah, not contagious, but it is sexually transmitted.
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yes - it should be:
“Life is a sexual transmitted deadly disease”
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived it
Be prepared to offer evidence)
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Your phrasing is more elegant, but mine is correct too.I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived it
When being alive It will kill you at some time, and before that you might ‘infect’ new life.
YIMBY
Tourist
"Do you think that life's supposed to be some pretty picture without any misery in it? Life IS misery! Misery, and whatever the Hell we decide to do about it! Coping! Loving! Screwing! Hating! Taking chances! Boring people! Bashing assholes! Making friends with other assholes! Running away from your mistakes! Facing your mistakes! Radiation! Having kids and doing the same thing over again, sometimes better, sometimes worse! That is life, man! It's like being drunk; look at it one way, and it's a piss poor embarrassment! Look at it a different way and it feels great! But it's all the same thing! It's all life!"
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Jesus?I've always preferred the phrasing, "Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate".
(Come on... I dare ya to tell me that anybody has survived it
It is actually fun because one single name would offend equaly both non believers and believers as the faith has the base he actually *died*, he just came back later.
*evil laughter*
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Evidence, please...Jesus?
Offend? Nah... At least, not me. I can't be offended by a fairy tale. (Damned goat-herders had way too much time, and too many psycho-active plants around for their own good. Let 'em have the wrong kind of mushroom, or cactus, or whatever it was, and there they go, inventing "god" and religion, and the whole world ends up fucked to the sky... <sigh>)
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Like in “Life of Brian“ people are eager after believing in something
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
"Oh look, what clever children!
See them study, watch them learn!
How I HATE those goodie-goodies!
How they make my stomach turn!
I've got a little secret
that'll really make 'em cry!
It's a nasty kind of magic
from a special kind of guy!
This book is made to order,
but it isn't to be read.
Once they've opened up this book,
they're sucked inside instead
to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen:
the Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Very scary and confusing
destination of my choosing!
The Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Ahahahahah!"
-Ignacius Maurice Meen
See them study, watch them learn!
How I HATE those goodie-goodies!
How they make my stomach turn!
I've got a little secret
that'll really make 'em cry!
It's a nasty kind of magic
from a special kind of guy!
This book is made to order,
but it isn't to be read.
Once they've opened up this book,
they're sucked inside instead
to the most unpleasant place they've ever seen:
the Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Very scary and confusing
destination of my choosing!
The Magic Labyrinth of I.M. Meen!
Ahahahahah!"
-Ignacius Maurice Meen
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Noooooo, say it's not so. Peaches are yummerlicious.You can be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just hate peaches.
ShanoirII
Citizen of Zooville
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Well I better guard my peach tree in the back yard then, from any anit-peach fanatics. It's taken years to grow and now produces the sweetest juiciest peaches going around.sadly it is so
these provoke some people to anger
HugDoggy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I always saw lunch time more as a mirage at one job I worked at, because it was always there in the distance, but when you reached it something would come up and it would vanish before your very eyes.
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
“it must be a thursday, I have never liked thursdays” ( Hitchhikers guide to the Univers)
dartel
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Nice misquote. It's "I could never get a hand of Thursdays."
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Could be, I will check back in the film, where I remember from.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"If you can't say something nice, make it funny"
dartel
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
The movie!? You sir need to be beaten.
UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
With that statement, you demonstrate that you have absolutely NO taste whatsoever! You poor, delusional thing, you... I think I'll look into starting a gofundme in hopes of raising enough money to get you some professional help for that little problem of yours...
Peaches... Gag...
The only good peach is a Broken Peach! (And damn, but they are EXCELLENT - both musically, and showmanship-wise - I only wonder how long it takes to get that zombie makeup on?)
And for anyone wondering what I'm talking about, here's two EXCELLENT examples:
Broken Peach - Tainted Love (Halloween Special)
"𝐓𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞" is a song composed by Ed Cobb, formerly of American group 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐬, which was originally recorded by Gloria Jones...
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Broken Peach - Personal Jesus (Halloween Special)
Song written by Martin Gore (@depechemode), released on 28 August 1989. Since its release, the song has been covered by numerous artists including @marilynma...
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UR20Z
Dumpster Diver
Sit down and drink your prune juice, Worf.
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I remembered slightly incorrect - the correct was “I never could get the hang of Thursdays”