dartel
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"Life. Is like a box of chocolates. A cheap thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindless wolf down because there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while there's a peanut butter cup, english toffee, but they're gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those all you're left with is, an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers."