Deep quotes you heard or made up?

[Bloodwolf]

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”
The girl came back to her father and said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop".
The girl returns to her father and said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car and a lot of work done".



The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts and show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours and told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100,000 dollars because its a rare car that's in good condition.”

 

[dartel]

That's GOTTA be C&H?

*shrug* was on the wrapper of a halloween dove chocolate.

 

[dartel]

"Carl Sagan's voice makes my ears bleed."

 

[ShanoirII]

Admitting "I don't know" is leagues more respectable
than making up a rationalization and pretending like you do.

 

[farmergalwi]

"We all have our illusions and far be it from me to remove any of yours." MOK the Magic Man - Rock and Rule

 

[suzyk9]

Forever only lasts until it ends

 

[HugDoggy]

A father told his daughter, "Congrats on your graduation. I bought you a car a while back. I want you to have it now."
Before I give it to you, take it to a car dealer in the city and sell it. See how much they offer.”
The girl came back to her father and said: "They offered me $10,000 dollars because it looks very old"
Father said: "Ok, now take it to the pawn shop".
The girl returns to her father and said: "The pawn shop offered $1,000 dollars because it's a very old car and a lot of work done".



The father told her to join a passionate car club with experts and show them the car. The girl drove to the passionate car club. She returned to her father after a few hours and told him, “Some people in the club offered me $100,000 dollars because its a rare car that's in good condition.”

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

 

[dartel]

"That sounds like a sentence, but it contains no information."

 

[ShanoirII]

You call me a bastard, sir.
But I can assure you, my parents were married.

 

[humananimal]

"That sounds like a sentence, but it contains no information."

Recently had election here.
Reminds me of some of the talks in politics.

 

[dartel]

"Sometimes 'impossible' answers a lot of questions."

 

[dartel]

"It's fascinating, you've created a problem so big the only solution is detonating an atomic bomb."

 

[ShanoirII]

"If I descended from my great grandparents, then how do I have cousins?"

 

[ShanoirII]

Many people find it easier to argue in favor of acceptance of their idea, rather than in favor of their idea.

 

[HugDoggy]

"Sometimes 'impossible' answers a lot of questions."

Sometime "impossible" gives somene the drive to prove the statement wrong.

 

[HugDoggy]

Many people find it easier to argue in favor of acceptance of their idea, rather than in favor of their idea.

If everyone accepts what you are saying, because everyone else seems to accept it, it's far easier for the sheep to walk into the jaws of the wolf.

 

[YIMBY]

Sometime "impossible" gives somene the drive to prove the statement wrong.

"This is the Impossible level, boys. 'Impossible' doesn't mean 'very difficult'. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the Sun." - Lou Reed

 

[HugDoggy]

"This is the Impossible level, boys. 'Impossible' doesn't mean 'very difficult'. Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize; impossible is eating the Sun." - Lou Reed

Ok, I'll bring the hot sauce then shall I. I'm pretty sure hot sauce is what goes well with flaming gas giants

 

[HugDoggy]

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Would you mind repeating that again Poo Bear, I didn't quite catch it.

 

[ShanoirII]

I believe there are other worlds out there actually created by evil hypercomputers, but I don't think we find ourselves in one.

 

[dartel]

"I can't be angry when I'm furious."

 

[dartel]

"Don't you dare use the word party as a verb!"

 

[dartel]

"It was Friday night last week. It will be Friday night next week, and every week until we're dead. And even then the whole rotten business will go on and on."

 

[ShanoirII]

You spend about 1/3 of your life unconscious.

 

[humananimal]

You spend about 1/3 of your life unconscious.

I am sure that many here use more

 

[eastcoastanimal7117]

You can, you should, and if you’re brave enough to start, you will.” ~ Stephen King

 

[eastcoastanimal7117]

“There are only two great tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want and the other is getting it.” -Oscar Wilde

“Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.” -Buddha

Holding onto your anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.” -Buddha

 

[HugDoggy]

You spend about 1/3 of your life unconscious.

Damn I'm getting behind with that, I better catch up, but how? So much to do and not enough hours in the day.

 

[YIMBY]

Damn I'm getting behind with that, I better catch up, but how? So much to do and not enough hours in the day.

When all you have is a hammer, all you see is nails.

 

[HugDoggy]

When all you have is a hammer, all you see is nails.

Well it's whack-a-mole time then, wait that's not very zoo friendly who came up with such a game, I need to go arrest them in the name of all moles everywhere.