Granted, but you now have to explain it in depth to every person you encounter.Granted, your dick turns into John Holmes and runs off lol
I wish I could understand string theory
granted. an infinite amount of mass fills up the entire universe, and everything implodes under the pressure and the immense gravitational force.Granted. You can now change the world's history worse, never better.
I wish I had unlimited resources.
Granted, but now you are in a tournament of the gods and your next opponents are the norse ones.Granted. All you can hear is the silence of the cold, dark vacuum of space.
I wish I could defeat God.
Wait, if you're a woman why would you need to do that?Granted, but now you are in a tournament of the gods and your next opponents are the norse ones.
I wish I was more popular with the ladies.
Granted. It's a 1960s vintage bike and it's beyond repair and can't be used for salvage parts.Granted. All the grandmas in town dote on you.
I wish I had a motorcycle.
granted. you now understand the will of god, and - oh no! - its all so clear to you now, and you agree with it!Granted. You have the drives but don't have the keys.
I wish I could understand this allegedly "perfect" will of GOD (no fornication, pot smoking, etc.).