Top things not to say during sex
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Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Is it normal for it to smell like that?
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
I know its lasted four hours or maybe more, and no I havent consulted a doctor but....but....but.......Noooooooo...... youre gonna wear a hole in me!
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MrsShemon
Guest
You call that a cock?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Do u mind if I read?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Omgosh!…. I having such a cramps in my leg
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Push through the pain and keep on going, hotstuff.
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MrsShemon
Guest
But the dignity!
Kristy
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
If it's hot enough, after a certain point, dignity is way over-rated.
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MrsShemon
Guest
Said no lady ever
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Truer words nvr spoke
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MrsShemon
Guest
Atleast in public that would be true words.Truer words nvr spoke
Lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Yes …. Tho all times with dignity
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MrsShemon
Guest
Always!Yes …. Tho all times with dignity
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
WHAT? I spent all that time learning how to hold back, and youre going all "One and Done"?
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
I think I jus pooped 
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MrsShemon
Guest
I don't use birth control
Chiara2003
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Ur getting charged the half hour anyway
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
This? its an alarm clock....You didnt think Id stay all night? You can buy your own breakfast!
donlooking
Citizen of Zooville
Are you done yet???
Wronguser
Tourist
I'd answer "be ready for a 4 hour punishment"
Should I get your daughter?
bayareacpl
Citizen of Zooville
Uncle Joe said I’m the best kisser in the county, dad.
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
When you said you had a Woodpecker, I thought you meant a BIRD....
Something's on my dick. Wait here.
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MrsShemon
Guest
Are you done yet?
saddlebum66
Supreme Citizen of ZV
Say, darling, did you put the life-size poster of Brad Pitt on the ceiling?