Top things not to say during sex

[Chiara2003]

Omgosh…. I really am not charging enough ?‍

 

[RezErection247]

"Grandma,are you awake"?

 

[Chiara2003]

Pleez…. Put ur shirt back ON!

 

[Steven Raccoon]

WTF!? My cum looks like green cottage cheese!

 

[RezErection247]

"I don't care if she's cold.....they're burying her in the morning anyway".

 

[Goattobeloved]

What?? A heart stroke??
And I thought I was giving her the orgasm of her life!

 

[AngryGoose]

You remind me of my mother

 

[elbowdeep]

You're how old?

 

[saddlebum66]

The last time you did that You threw my back out....!

 

[nitchanan]

Why you always fall asleep?

 

[Puhp]

Hello? Is anyone there?

 

[Chiara2003]

Can u hand me mi phone?

 

[JazzyPaws]

"Oof that fart was ripe!"

"What?"

*Waits*

 

[Chiara2003]

I voted for Biden.

 

[MrsShemon]

Your's is not long, but it is  very thin.

 

[Chiara2003]

Yes… It IS the biggest I have had???‍

 

[emmastevenson]

after being with your brother, I thought you'd be bigger

 

[Chiara2003]

Ohmigosh!!… I jus remember, I am out of butter

 

[MrsShemon]

Don't worry, atleast we have time to watch the movie now.

 

[Bezaleel]

Do you feel that burning or is it just me?

 

[bayareacpl]

Happy early Father’s Day.

 

[JazzyPaws]

My mother is visiting tomorrow...

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Is it normal for it to smell like that?

 

[saddlebum66]

I know its lasted four hours or maybe more, and no I havent consulted a doctor but....but....but.......Noooooooo...... youre gonna wear a hole in me!

 

[MrsShemon]

You call that a cock?

 

[Chiara2003]

Do u mind if I read?

 

[nitchanan]

Do you need to pump it up?

 

[Kristy]

If you want me to do THAT, it will cost you a LOT more.

 

[Chiara2003]

Omgosh!…. I having such a cramps in my leg

 

[Kristy]

Omgosh!…. I having such a cramps in my leg

Push through the pain and keep on going, hotstuff.