Top things not to say during sex

This is the third condom to break on me, first your sister, then the dog, and now you!
Well, I guess it's time I look for a second job to raise the children. Gonna have a hell of a time explaining why my nieces and nephews are siblings, and why some of them are hairy.
 
Actually the worst thing I ever said during sex, was the first time I had sex when I was 15 with my equally virginal male partner who had pretended to be all experienced about the whole thing. Lovely man. We remained friends and lovers for many decades later. But when he finished I said....

"Is that it? "

(I know a lot of women are going to relate to that)

He eventually forgave me.
 
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