Top things not to say during sex

[TammCa]

are you in yet ?

 

[Cheekymonkey2021]

That's where I left my bowling ball???

 

[Duramax96]

Hmm… this game of blind hide and seek was easy honey. But… your pussy is tighter

That’s the dog idiot

 

[Chiara2003]

I wanna see other people

 

[humananimal]

Just "Oops..."

Well, not sex, but don’t like when my surgeon says ‘oops’

 

[bee18]

How long will it take to paint the wall?

 

[Chiara2003]

How long will it take to paint the wall?

Or….. will u paint the wall now…ugh

 

[humananimal]

Or….. will u paint the wall now…ugh

Or :
I think the ceiling needs to be painted.

 

[humananimal]

I once saw a movie where the woman was fucked in missionary position, and while he fucked away, she held her hands up and folded her panties neatly.

 

[eastcoastanimal7117]

are you in yet ?

that's never a good thing to hear ether. lol

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Pull my finger.

 

[JazzyPaws]

Did I leave the gas on?

 

[Wazza]

are you in yet ?

Has this ever happened to you??? Lol

 

[funzoey888]

Make it fast, I had Chipotle this afternoon.

-Actual quote from a girlfriend

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Uh oh, that wasn't a fart

 

[Brandy]

Lovely curtains mind if I wipe

 

[julliasknotty]

Your didnt hurt as bad as i thought…
Or
Your not as big as I thought

 

[Chiara2003]

Omgosh!!!…. I’m bored

 

[farmergalwi]

Are you in yet?

LOL duplicate Are you done yet?

Have you started?
Its over?

 

[goodboy1uk]

We could do with some new pillow covers

 

[Chiara2003]

What if we paint the walls Grey?

 

[humananimal]

This car has no spark

 

[Goattobeloved]

Damn. I swear this itch in the groin gets worse every day.

 

[Chiara2003]

The guy b4 u says same thing

 

[humananimal]

Just rest on your elbows and hold the pill between your knees. Then I take care of the rest.

 

[Chiara2003]

Sorry… my shift jus ended

 

[goodboy1uk]

I want my money back!

 

[Chiara2003]

Do u have change for a $20?

 

[5leglover]

Can I go now

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Sorry, I forgot to wipe earlier