Ted Danson Machine
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Top things not to say during sex
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humananimal
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I think it was not Viagra but a sleeping pill
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Shh....that sounds like my wife/husband........
Dogdaddy69
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
What did you say your name was?
BlackLightning240
Tourist
Wow, your dick looks just like your dad's.
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
This is so much better when you're coherent.
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"I love your eyes... whatever color they happen to be"
Ted Danson Machine
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Trash panda
Tourist
Wow that was great and I didn't even have to pay you to fuck me!
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
He : if I had known you were a virgin, I would had taken more time.
She : if I had known you were going to take more time, I would have removed my pantyhose first.
She : if I had known you were going to take more time, I would have removed my pantyhose first.
lpacebo
Tourist
humananimal
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Itslikethat
Tourist
You sure are mature for your age.
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
yes, I don’t need Viagra yet
Goattobeloved
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
"Interesting... It wasn't supposed to do that..."
(I remember from some engineers should not say aloud list, but appliable here
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(I remember from some engineers should not say aloud list, but appliable here
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humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
humananimal
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
… she sucks me in …
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Deleted member 76481
Guest
That's a nice cock! But wait until you see miiine!
CookieSampler
Tourist
"mmm, Brother"
Chiara2003
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Give me a good rating on the app
CookieSampler
Tourist
"It feels like I am taking a big dump"
is it in yet?
Steven Raccoon
Citizen of Zooville
shit. it's dripping pus again. oh well, it'll just lube things up a bit.