Top things not to say during sex

[oldgoat75]

Relax,,,this will only hurt for awhile

 

[Cajlatsa]

Do you often share your Cheese around?

 

[oldgoat75]

mmmmmm,,that was good,,,leave you to finish yourself off,i'm running late

 

[Cajlatsa]

He went before he came!

 

[oldgoat75]

Going to puke

 

[Michioliphant]

I don’t believe I showers, the body is a temple never to be washed.

 

[Memprys]

Wait, let me scrape off these scabs, it will be smoother that way.

 

[DobieBitchLover]

I'm waiting on my results to see if I have gonorrhea. Don't worry, I don't think I do.

 

[oldgoat75]

don't get upset ,,i fake them too

 

[Elven&Werewolf]

"I had better"

 

[oldgoat75]

I want that hour of my life back

 

[Cajlatsa]

Thanks Speedy...have we started yet?

 

[oldgoat75]

Patience my love,,i know the ropes are tight ,but the full moon is rising & i don't want you to run away when the ''Change'' comes.

 

[Michioliphant]

Really? Already? That’s it?

 

[oldgoat75]

I'm going to puke

 

[Memprys]

OOps... The key to your chastity cage fell into the toilet just as I was flushing....

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF? YOU Said YOU Like Hot Enema , How About Then I the HOT TUBE JET ?

 

[oldgoat75]

Out of lube,,just bite on the pillow when the pain hits

 

[Furf2b2b]

arf ? On The P A SPEAKER ? calling JOHN FUCK FUCK HER FASTER !!!

 

[oldgoat75]

should have douched first,,

 

[quadfox]

I took a whole box of laxatives, you've got less than 2 minutes

 

[Michioliphant]

I took a whole box of laxatives, you've got less than 2 minutes

wont stop me, I got a plug for there right here, grew it myself.

 

[oldgoat75]

shit,,,i mean really...Shit

 

[Memprys]

Oh... Hi, Mom!

 

[oldgoat75]

OUCH !!!!!

 

[SalemCromwell95]

Pleasure doing business
Here's your receipt
the condom filled with my skeet

 

[oldgoat75]

Go----your not worth the effort

 

[Michioliphant]

Am I done? Sorry. Didn’t I feel a thing Either.

 

[SweetAllis]

Ummm your not in me, those are two pillows...

 

[Michioliphant]

Ummm your not in me, those are two pillows...

Nice, felt like you were tighter