Top things not to say during sex

[NavyDoc62]

Hey, do you have any snacks?

 

[ZooDonna]

It was ok, thanks anyway.

 

[Pillar]

It was ok, thanks anyway.

OK is good! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to call my daddy...

?

 

[Duramax96]

My mini mare grinds and squeezes harder.

 

[Pillar]

Are you *supposed to* be touching me *there*?

 

[NavyDoc62]

Are you ok, are you ok? Someone call 911

 

[420Fatty]

You can go now.

 

[quadfox]

I'm going to spice this up with a weed whacker and chool whip, my aunt likes it when we use em in bed

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARFALL ,You LOVE that AGITATION CYCLE on that OLD WASHING MACHINE with THAT Big Dildo Attached , I SEE !! BUTT Set to SPIN NOW ?

 

[Pillar]

You can go now.

We're done here.

 

[oldgoat75]

just use the anti-biotic ointment twice a day

 

[Pillar]

just use the anti-biotic ointment twice a day

It doubles up as lube!

 

[NavyDoc62]

I swear he’s never done that before.

 

[Duramax96]

Hurry up and cum

 

[Klondike bar]

Your dog is better in bed

 

[Duramax96]

Your dog is better in bed

 

[Duramax96]

Are you sure i'm in? Cause i cant feel anything.

 

[Jdog12]

(in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...

 

[oldgoat75]

''knock knock'',,,,it's the Maid,she wants to clean the room,,,,,,''come in!!''

 

[Duramax96]

Your Dog moans louder and is tighter than you

 

[oldgoat75]

oops,,wrong hole,,doesn't matter

 

[Duramax96]

If the vibrator didn't work, what makes you think my tongue will do any better?

 

[Duramax96]

Did you hear that? I think your mare is whinnying for me.

 

[Duramax96]

Your mare's pussy tastes better.

 

[Duramax96]

Maury: the DNA results are in!
.....tense buildup.....
You ARE the father of that foal!

 

[swampy]

Dam your almost as good as your sister

 

[Duramax96]

Me: oh Lilly you were sooo good!
Dog barks.
Lilly: thanks. You were good too.
Me: i was talking to your dog

 

[Reconscope]

Im sorry little one

 

[ZooDogLover320]

"Get the dog off the bed"

 

[Stoli]

Kay why? Because your genitals are dry!