Top things not to say during sex

[Judas_Trying]

i'm lucky ,,,guys don't get pregnant

how about we go at it and keep trying until it takes? Lol ?

 

[oldgoat75]

I'm sorry,wrong house,,it's ok i'll cum soon then leave

 

[ZooDonna]

i'm lucky ,,,guys don't get pregnant

One less worry or one less risk factor that could get you off?

 

[ZooDonna]

Women are for reproduction, Men are for love.

Haha

 

[ZooDonna]

Haha

I was told once I was just a sperm receptacle

 

[NobodyHereButUsMice]

Your dog doesn't talk, does he? Uh, just curious.

 

[NobodyHereButUsMice]

I was told once I was just a sperm receptacle

Ouch!

 

[Wolfkek]

thanks, bye.

 

[420Fatty]

I was told once I was just a sperm receptacle

Once? We're they even trying? "I'm going to make you my personal cum catcher" is one of my favorite lines.

On Topic: My dick is dead, Can I bury it in your vagina?

 

[Rottynme]

You're sleeping on this side right?

 

[Rottynme]

Can you not moan so loud? My mom's on the phone.

 

[oldgoat75]

your arse seems to be bleeding

 

[CetaceanLover23]

Please tell me why you have 3 vaginas.

 

[oldgoat75]

 

[sizzlestud]

Hold on, I need to trim my nails......

 

[Michioliphant]

Wow! I thought Witches and Bitches vajayjay’s went side to side?

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? Was That A Dog Fart You let OUT ?

 

[Renegadewa1]

Why is that fucking dog barking?

 

[420Fatty]

I want a divorce.

 

[saddlebum66]

I thought youd dyed your pubic hair green....I see now I was mistaken

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF????? You'Re OOZZZING Green SLIM ,, mmm HOT ~~~!!!!!!! OOOHHH LICKIES ANYONE ??

 

[shadow5473]

Wonder what your sister is doing right now

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? IS That Your Sister In The Next Bed Room ? Whimpering ?

 

[sfca]

Granny, you're crushing my smokes.

 

[Furf2b2b]

ARF ? Gram Pa ? Your Tighter Then Gran Ma ASS!!!

 

[Duramax96]

.....uh.... I think... The condom broke

 

[Doggo lover]

You smell like my uncle.. (Insert stereotypical creepy uncle name here) IS THAT YOU!!

 

[Duramax96]

I think my dick went limp.

 

[Huskeroni]

I've seen more impressive pseudopenises than this measly wimp.

 

[Duramax96]

Am i in the right hole?