Songs About Zoophilia!

is there an english version? Sounds interesting!

Not that I know of but the lyrics go as so:

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him (in a despicable way),
I had a goat named Asuncion (the name is usually changed depending on who sings it)

I left home
to make turrones (to work, basically)
and when I get home
she sucks on my cojones (balls)

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion

When I asked for milk,
the asshole wouldn't give
but when I wanted beer
she would take a piss

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion x2

When one went for whores
And couldn't find anything
It went with my goat
and charged a fortune

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion

When I get home horny
after being in the club
if I didn't score
I'd fuck the goat

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion x2

When she went to the field
And I wanted to avoid messes
I'd just have a wank
putting the goat in my mind

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion

If you get her horny
with the heat of your cock
you'd better piss off running
because she'd bone you from your ass

My goat, my goat, the whore of my goat,
the mother that birthed him
I had a goat named Asuncion x2

[end]

of course the rhymes and the inner dialect jokes get lost in the translation but that's pretty much the lyrics
 
I saw this one in a feral Discord server and HOW THE HELL DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT IT UNTIL NOW?!?!?! That said, it also gets kinda vorey (which I'm not into)

From Genius:
She-Wrecks tells a story about a man falling in love with a Tyrannosaurus Rex, and feeling the consequences of it (being torn to shreds and eaten alive). The title is even a play on words, sounding similar to the abbreviated name for the dinosaur, T-Rex.
 
the german band Die Ärzte did, I think, four songs about bestiality, all only meant as jokes, but still.
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund 1-95 (Claudia's got a sheepdog/Claudia has a sheepdog parts 1-95)

The last one (the fourth song, called part 95) is a short one:
CLAUDIA IST TOT
(ja er starb)
Translation:
CLAUDIA IS DEAD
(yes he died)
 
Found this one just now when I looked for I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass on Spotify. Wasn't my cup of tea, but it goes there...
 
Lol, a lot of these posts no longer make sense since on one of the updates embedding Youtube videos was disabled due to security concerns. I'll go and modify everyone's posts because the links still exist in the backend, they're just no longer embedded...

Edit: There we go, all of them have been modified, they should now all be clickable. I decided to edit them silently so the "last edited by moderator" tag won't show up in the lower right corner.
 
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"You took the words out of my mouth (Hot summer night)"

I know it is not meant to be a literal wolf, still, the lyrics... Murrrr 😁


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[Spoken:]
[Boy:]
On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:]And will he starve without me?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] And does he love me?
[Boy:] Yes
[Girl:] Yes
[Boy:] On a hot summer night
Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Yes
 
Well, well, well...
From Argentina, we have this death metal band whose name is, literally, Zoofilia. Here you have track #7 lyrics from their first album Mente en Ruinas (1992)

Zoofilia
Letra: H. Alzamora Música: H. Alzamora / J. Castro

Desviación de una mente obscena
donde emana el temor
enfermedad retuerce las neuronas
buscando satisfacción.
Todo fuera de lo real
en busca de un nuevo sexo.
La atracción por el animal
revela la enfermedad.

Zoophilia
Lyrics: H. Alzamora Music: H. Alzamora / J. Castro

Deviation of an obscene mind
where fear emanates
Disease twists the neurons
looking for satisfaction
Everything out of the real
in search of a new sex.
The attraction to the animal
reveals the disease.
 
I made up a few but they wouldn't make sense because English is not my native language
 
so .. a bee gees song came up on my playlist today from 1979, but back when i was young i didn't pay much attention to the lyrics. recently though, the words at 0:49 (especially the last two lines) kinda resonated. really can be applied to any "forbidden love", but could easily be applied to LGBTQ and of course Z -- https://youtu.be/ukgluvJpL4U?t=49
 
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