Songs About Zoophilia!

FloofyNewfie

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Hey all!
So, I'm wondering if anyone can post some songs about or related to zoophilia or bestiality? I remember a thread on ZF back in the day about this very same subject.

The only two I can think of is...

Blink 182 - I wanna fuck a dog in the ass:


Pepper Coyote - Blast Radius (aka, no cock like horse cock.) Although, it's technically about horse shaped dildos:


What else you got?
 
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Pillar

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While not outright bestiality, this is an outright reference to sex, with some subtle references to leather BDSM/bestiality. If you have even a little bit of an ability to read in between the lines it becomes obvious.

 
I wouldn't call this a "Song about bestiality" But The video Sure feels like it's a love story between a man and his dog. Kind of a Tear jerker to be honest!
 
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exnapemi

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Listen to the lyrics closely!
 

mammalsexual

Citizen of Zooville
I've always loved the Byrds' "ChestnutMare".

A gorgeous, poetical song about a cowboy trying to catch and tame a wild horse.

Although not specifically about bestiality, (the titular mare is meant to be taken more metaphorically than literally), the lyrics always strike me as exceptionally zooey, particularly the chorus:

"I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
And we'll be friends for life
She'll be just like a wife
I'm going to catch that horse if I can"

For me it's an especially appropriate song because my girlfriend (marefriend) really is a chestnut mare...:D


Chestnut Mare
The Byrds

Always alone
Never with a herd
Prettiest mare I've ever seen
You'll have to take my word
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
Well I was up on Stony Ridge
After this chestnut mare, been chasing her for weeks
Oh I'd catch a glimpse of her every once in a while
Taking her meal, bathing, fine lady
This one day I happen to be real close to her
And I saw her standing over there
So I snuck up on her nice and easy
Got my rope out
And I flung it in the air!
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
And we'll be friends for life
She'll be just like a wife
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And I got her and I'm pulling on her
And she's pulling back like this mule going up a ladder
And I take a choice and I jump right up on her
Damned if I don't land right on top of her
And she takes off, running up onto the ridge
Higher than I've ever been before
She's running along just fine
'Til she stops and something spooked her
It's a sidewinder, all coiled and ready to strike
She doesn't know what to do for a second
But then, she jumps off the edge, me holding on
Above the hills, higher than eagles were gliding
Suspended in the sky
Over the hill
Straight for the sun we were riding
My eyes were filled with light
Behind those black walls
Below was a bottomless canyon
Floating with no sound
Ghosts far below
Seemed to be suddenly rising
Exploding all around
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
And we'll be friends for life
She'll be just like a wife
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
We were falling
Down this crevice
About about a mile down it seem
And I looked down
And I see this red thing below us coming up real fast
And it's our reflection that's
This little pool of water about six feet wide and one foot deep
And we're falling down right through it
We hit, we splashed it dry
That's when I lost my hold
And she got away
But I'm gonna try and get her again some day
I'm going to catch that horse if I can
And when I do I'll give her my brand
And we'll be friends for life
She'll be just like a wife
I'm going to catch that horse, I'm going to catch that horse, I'm going to catch that horse, if I can
 

She wolf by David Guetta and She wolf by Shakira

 

DinoRawr

Tourist
I wouldn't go so far as to call this a "song about zoo", but there is one verse that does get pretty zooey...

 

JazzyJerk

Citizen of Zooville
Let's not forget Metallica's cover of the obscure "So What", which may be the filthiest song ever written. It's mostly non-zoo, but it has the following immortal lines.

I fucked a sheep, I fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
 
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