Songs About Zoophilia!

Ol' Blue: Disturbingly Lonesome Cowboys
Shock humor album

Sublime: I Love My Dog
He meant that literally as there are plenty of pics of him french kissing lou dog and if one of the tales of the recording engineers is to believed, he also liked jerking the dog off.

Cat Stephens: I Love My Dog
Loves his dog as much as he loves a woman. Not sure what he is trying to say there.

Not a whole lot of songs about dogs and relationships between them, but some of note below....

Nitty Gritty Dirt Band: Uncle Charlie and his Singing dog Teddy / Mr. Bojangles
The intro part is only present on the album. The inspiration to cover Mr. Bojangles was based on the life of his old never married Uncle Charlie and the bond he had with his dog Teddy.

Heart: Dog and Butterfly
Simply a song about how dog view life joyfully.

Tyler Farr: I Wish Dogs Could Live Forever
Women come and go while dogs stay by your side.
 
The "Dog and Butterfly" song is really lovely and wonderful ! I love it ! Thank you for that song. It remains me some good memories.
 

Night Eyes comes to mind. While not technically explicitly about zoophilia, the lyics are faaar too on the nose to ignore lmao.


Aqui, gatito

Night eyes, night eyes,
C'mon and hit me with them night eyes.

The night is young, you've only just begun,
you're fancy and you look so fine.
Crawling through the streets to your own silky beat,
the spirit of a wild feline.

Haunt me, hunt me, thrill me, kill me,
fill me with desire.
Hypnotize me with them eyes please,
baby take me higer.

You're walking slick fantastica
You've got that street reaction, yeah
You always take us by surprise
Moving like a panther
Do you wanna dance? Yeah,
You're gonna get me with those night eyes

Night eyes, night eyes,
C'mon and hit me with them night eyes

Dangerously pretty like a big bad kitty,
causing trouble wherever you roam.
You're sweet and vicious, infectiously delicious,
I think I wanna take you home.

Haunt me, hunt me, thrill me, kill me,
fill me with desire.
Hypnotize me with them eyes please,
baby take me higher.

You're walking slick fantastica,
You've got that street reaction yeah,
You always take us by surprise.
Moving like a panther,
Do you wanna dance? Yeah,
you're gonna get me with them night eyes
Your coat is black galactica,
Hypnotically spectacular,
You're like a devil in disguise.
Moving like a panther,
Do you wanna dance? Yeah,
you're gonna get me with those night eyes.

Un trance salvaje, un trance salvaje (x6)
 
I've been promoting this one for ever, Led Zeppelin's Bron-Yr-Aur stomp

Whiles it's not directly sexual, I've heard few other songs about love for one's canine companion.
It's about Robert Plant's dog Strider, named after Aragorn in the Lord of the Rings and the blue-eyed merle described in the lyrics.

strider1.jpg

A sample of some lyrics....

Hear the wind within the trees,
Telling mother nature 'bout you and me
...
Ah can your love be so strong
When so many loves go wrong
Will our love go on and on and on and on and on and on?
...
Tell your friends all around the world,
Ain't no companion like a blue eyed merle
...
Angels singing all around My dog is so fine
Yeah, ain't but one thing to do
Spend my nat'ral life with you,
You're the finest dog I knew, so fine
 
Commenting to follow this thread lol definitely gotta listen to these and figure out which ones are gonna be in my rotation.
 
Commenting to follow this thread lol definitely gotta listen to these and figure out which ones are gonna be in my rotation.
i think it's the top or bottom right... you can follow a thread without posting to it. nothing wrong with making a post to join a thread, but that might save you time in the future.
 
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Claudia hat nen Schäferhund.
That's a german Song about a Girl named Claudia that has a dog.

lyrics:
Claudia looks great.
Everybody is randy for Claudia.
Isn't it rotten
that Claudia doesn't let anybody close to her.

Claudia has a German Shepard
and she does not have it without a reason
In the evening it jumps into her bed,
and then there's a lot of action

Claudia does not like guys
nor is she a lesbian.
Best of all she likes it
with her dog under the dining table.
 
View attachment 498209
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund.
That's a german Song about a Girl named Claudia that has a dog.

lyrics:
Claudia looks great.
Everybody is randy for Claudia.
Isn't it rotten
that Claudia doesn't let anybody close to her.

Claudia has a German Shepard
and she does not have it without a reason
In the evening it jumps into her bed,
and then there's a lot of action

Claudia does not like guys
nor is she a lesbian.
Best of all she likes it
with her dog under the dining table.
the picture has got nothing to do with the song.
just wanted to mention that.

the song is by Die Ärzte and has a couple of follow up songs. Like Claudia two and three. I think Claudia three was Claudia has gotten a horse.
 
View attachment 498209
Claudia hat nen Schäferhund.
That's a german Song about a Girl named Claudia that has a dog.

lyrics:
Claudia looks great.
Everybody is randy for Claudia.
Isn't it rotten
that Claudia doesn't let anybody close to her.

Claudia has a German Shepard
and she does not have it without a reason
In the evening it jumps into her bed,
and then there's a lot of action

Claudia does not like guys
nor is she a lesbian.
Best of all she likes it
with her dog under the dining table.
Preferably while everyones not dining I suppose 🙃
 
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