Shit Super Power

[Puhp]

your fingers have built in *Autocorrect that works*

 

[Steven Raccoon]

Your farts smell like Chanel No 5. The perfume industry is always following you, willing to pay lucrative amounts for the rights to your farts.

 

[Puhp]

No matter what you order or pour for yourself, every drink turns into "tea, Earl Grey, hot."

 

[Puhp]

No matter how many people try to serve you tea, every cup poured turns into :Coffee:

 

[dartel]

No matter what you order or pour for yourself, every drink turns into "tea, Earl Grey, hot."

No matter how many people try to serve you tea, every cup poured turns into :Coffee:

So you're just ripping off HHGttG now?

“He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The way it functioned was very interesting. When the Drink button was pressed it made an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject’s taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject’s metabolism and then sent tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject’s brain to see what was likely to go down well. However, no one knew quite why it did this because it invariable delivered a cupful of liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea. The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaint department now covers all the major landmasses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.”​

 

[Puhp]

More Star Trek and the replicator in Picard's ready room, but I see where you're going with this, Marvin.

 

[Valkiria]

Puhp can repair broken icicles.

@dartel , The hitchhiker guide to the galaxy rulzzzzz!

 

[STRIPE69]

Has the power to magically shape shift from a smoke figure into an eye overnight ?

 

[Oldman]

The ability to turn the thickest most luxurious toilet paper into the thinnest half ply for ghosts only TP.

 

[Taopony]

Can attract sharks while swimming in the ocean

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Can create any food or beverage from thin air but cannot eat or drink anything you create

 

[Valkiria]

Ted can eat stones and shit sand

 

[wishful_thinking]

Valkiria can control the growth of grass. Not manipulating the grass and not very fast growth. Like an inch every five minutes. And only Kentucky bluegrass

 

[t3h.kgb]

Can shoot laser beams out of your eyes, but it's in a spectrum nobody/nothing else can see, and is far too low-powered to accomplish anything other than entertaining you....

 

[t3h.kgb]

You have the super fantastic ability to inflate car tires with your mouth.

What if I can already do that, tho?

 

[NewCaineFluf]

You have the ability to produce an unlimited amount of any hot sauce but it has to come from your urethra.

 

[STRIPE69]

Has the ability to put duvet covers on duvets with one arm.

 

[Valkiria]

Stripe69 can breathe through the ears ?

 

[Dutch35]

Your farts smell like roses, but are as loud as a flashbang!

 

[RezErection247]

Has the ability.

 

[STRIPE69]

Stripe69 can breathe through the ears ?

It does come in handy whilst licking fanny ??

 

[STRIPE69]

Has the ability.

RezErection247 can fold handkerchiefs with little finger

 

[Dutch35]

Stripe has the power to become hard at any moment he likes...

But.. when he does... His nose start to glow bright red like Rudolph

 

[crystal8374]

Every time you snap your fingers, the sound comes from your other hand

 

[TammCa]

can fold a piece of paper more than 6 times

 

[dartel]

Self lubricating eyeballs, you never have to blink.

 

[Valkiria]

Rocky_dp can cause hurricanes on Saturn.

 

[dartel]

Every sound you make echos off thin air.

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Can accurately quote any movie but only in pig latin.

 

[Hotdognationking]

Dust Cummer. Blinds his enemies by spurting out dust clouds of flakey dried cum particles