Shit Super Power

[STRIPE69]

Hotdognationking can use his penis like an elephants trunk. His favourite trick is opening car doors with it. ????

 

[Valkiria]

@STRIPE69 can shot lightnings from his dick, but after that he have to pay a shitload of money for the electricity.

 

[STRIPE69]

@STRIPE69 can shot lightnings from his dick, but after that he have to pay a shitload of money for the electricity.

Do you want some dick electricution therapy, I'll zap you young lady! ?
I can afford the bill ???

Valkiria can make thunder by clapping her huge tits together, she is known in some circles as the female Thor, goddess of Thunder but all her hammer is good for is cracking walnuts at Christmas time ?????

 

[Charpandius]

You can hover, but only 1/2 an inch above ground and only if it's raining.

 

[dartel]

Water repellent skin.

 

[STRIPE69]

Has the power to smell farts several miles away. ?

 

[darkwolf69]

Ability to hear everyone talk from a mile away

 

[Ride_The_World]

Ability to summon one random chop stick, but only once a year

 

[Charpandius]

Ability to summon one random chop stick, but only once a year

A suggestion for an addition to this, you can summon chopsticks within a 50 yard radius lol

 

[redknot]

The ability to take 1 of the previous abilities a day for 10 seconds of the day

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Has photographic memory but SEVERE ADHD so only remembers irrelevant crap

 

[Valkiria]

Ted can see through a women's clothes, but only 80+ old women. ?

 

[Ted Danson Machine]

Ted can see through a women's clothes, but only 80+ old women. ?

HOT DAM!!

I mean.........eww?

 

[STRIPE69]

Ted has go go gadget extendable legs like Inspector gadget, but he can only make it happen when he wants to clean the outside upstairs windows. It also happens involuntarily sometimes when he orgasms and he bags his head on the ceiling if standing inside or on the headboard if lying on the bed ??

 

[redknot]

Stripe69 gets Stretch Armstrong like body but if he gets a handjob or has sex when he orgasms it comes outas sexy uwu voices.

 

[Bossmandad]

No matter what you order or pour for yourself, every drink turns into "tea, Earl Grey, hot."

Fellow trekkie

 

[STRIPE69]

Can blow a football up like a balloon. No other objects only footballs ️

 

[Adder]

To do photosynthesis, but eating regular food kills you.

 

[Mosteel]

You can read the emotions of any insect!

 

[Steven Raccoon]

can automatically count the exact number of methane molecules in a cow fart, no matter how silent and deadly it could be.

 

[Oldman]

Can see any and every dead pixel on a screen, but that is all you can fixate on.

 

[emmybitch]

Can feel the paint on the wall drying

 

[Charpandius]

Can use telepathy to communicate but only with the waiter for the table next to yours at a fancy restaurant

 

[greysuf]

Can grow hair to any length at will, but always as ingrown hairs

 

[Hangryhippster]

Can afford to wear a pair of red bottom shoes, but the pair is all left footed.

 

[montanabear]

Always has the perfect amount of loose coins in your pocket when you need to buy something with exact change

 

[Taopony]

The power to sleep with your eyes wide open

 

[Constantine999]

The power to pick up coins using your butt cheeks... like a crab claw.?

 

[Steven Raccoon]

to be able to dumbfound others by being incredibly dumb.

 

[dartel]

The ability to translate any language you've extensively studied.