Shit Super Power

[Constantine999]

The ability to walk through open doors!

 

[tboy42]

Luke warm vision.

 

[Constantine999]

The ability to recite every lyric of every Justin Bieber song ever made.

 

[BlueCoyote]

Ability to detect undead/living beings ahead of you.

 

[Constantine999]

Rubber nipples.

 

[Valkiria]

Constantine999 can cause Earthquakes, farting.

 

[Constantine999]

Constantine999 can cause Earthquakes, farting.

Ya gotta give me a power I don't already have.?

 

[Constantine999]

The ability to make the carpet burns on her knees invisible.???

 

[BlueCoyote]

Travel forward in time at the speed of time

 

[Constantine999]

The power to reverse poop.

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Super hearing but only in a 1 meter radius.

 

[Constantine999]

The ability to speak Chinese, but only to non-Chinese speakers.

 

[Oldman]

The ability to speak Chinese, but only to non-Chinese speakers.

I do that shit all the time at work. I start explaining how something works and here comes the chinese no one can understand.

 

[Constantine999]

I do that shit all the time at work. I start explaining how something works and here comes the chinese no one can understand.

You must work in the tech field.?

 

[Reconscope]

The ability to create debt on yourself.

 

[Constantine999]

The ability to create debt on yourself.

Sooooo... I would owe myself money? What would I do if I couldn't pay myself? Do I charge myself interest? Oh god!!?

 

[dartel]

Sooooo... I would owe myself money? What would I do if I couldn't pay myself? Do I charge myself interest? Oh god!!?

You gotta break your own legs.

 

[Constantine999]

You gotta break your own legs.

But then I can't work to make the money I need to pay myself! Maybe I won't come back for a few months till I can recover? I am in so much trouble!?

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

The super power to see the back of your head

 

[Constantine999]

The super power to see the back of your head

Sooooo... a mirror then??

 

[NotVeryOriginal]

Sooooo... a mirror then??

well not really i mean you can literally see the back of your head not mirrored its a super useless power but that is what this post is about

 

[Steven Raccoon]

you can see your real image in the mirror instead of your mirrored image.

 

[dartel]

you can see your real image in the mirror instead of your mirrored image.

You can see reflections off any surface.

 

[Puhp]

all ice you come in contact with turns into "the good (chewy) ice"

 

[Steven Raccoon]

You piss black gold and fart liquid fire.

 

[Goattobeloved]

Power of instant heeling ill and wounded people.

They will die all the same, but at least they will die wearing some classy stilettos.