Shit Super Power
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YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
Power to always find just -one- paper piece of toilet paper on the roll if you go to toilet.
After you take it, it takes another five minutes to refill one piece out of thin air.
To change it manually doesn't work. You'll just get one piece at a time. ?
After you take it, it takes another five minutes to refill one piece out of thin air.
To change it manually doesn't work. You'll just get one piece at a time. ?
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
As my dog has the opposite shitty super power right now (anything touched is filled with dog hairs afterwards), I am quite humbly accepting this super power. Also helps practicing a high-tech hair removal clinic. ?
Superpower give-away:
Emergency hero. All emergency line calls of your state will redirect to devices near you. Either your own or any in reach. Phones, TVs, computers, headsets, ... ?
Superpower give-away:
Emergency hero. All emergency line calls of your state will redirect to devices near you. Either your own or any in reach. Phones, TVs, computers, headsets, ... ?
That one would actually be a good one.
That's not useless at all
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MrsShemon
Guest
The Gaser, your farts will never smell or make a noice, but a thick green cloud will appear instead.
I know, I know. Very immature.
I know, I know. Very immature.
kampekarhu
Tourist
Everyone you touch never wants to have sex
The power to be invisible, but only when covered with some sort of material like a blanket or mud.
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
The power to destroy kidney stones by sneezing directly in the corresponding orifices. ?
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
An unique power: to travel through time.
Unfortunately relative position in terms of the universe stays the same.
(This means, no matter how many seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years or dozens of years you travel, you'll never end on planet Terra but in the nothingness.. or even fuse into different matter.)
Unfortunately relative position in terms of the universe stays the same.
(This means, no matter how many seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years or dozens of years you travel, you'll never end on planet Terra but in the nothingness.. or even fuse into different matter.)
dartel
Esteemed Citizen of ZV
There's actually a pair of novels that use that. Split Second and Time Frame. Time travel exists, but is limited to a maximum of just under half a second into the past, and the object is anchored in space. The practical effect is teleportation and replication if a transmitter is placed on the object which when detected aborts sending to object back in time when the duplicate arrives in the present from the half second in the future, so the object sent back and the object about to be sent back simultaneously exist.
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
That's quite the norm nowadays. Ahh, enlightenment! Now we know where this comes from. Shitty super powers! ?or ... the power to have a panic attack on command
Okay, another one: The power to know all lottery numbers of the past five years. ?
I wish that was reversed, I have been known to do some pretty big poos haha
The power to be able to be able to see in the dark but only when there's nothing around to look at
foxhole005
Tourist
Needs exactly 39 less minutes of sleep than the average person to wake up feeling refreshed.
jason0.035
Tourist
Constantly shits when aroused….
YIMBY
Tourist
Relative to what?
YanchaOkami
Citizen of Zooville
Expansion. Relative as it is in progress and the effects of mass bodies add further relative motions due to gravity.
New shitty superpower:
You know the exact GPS coordinates of every hair that you've ever lost.
coomerfarm
Citizen of Zooville
Jizz whenever someone touches you
fistingmike
Zooville Settler
Tongue that can restrain criminals.