Shit Super Power

[t3h.kgb]

The power to leap about 3 feet in any direction!! :O

 

[dartel]

The power to hover by holding your breath. The bigger breath you inhale the higher you hover.

I actually used to have recurring dreams about that.

 

[Puhp]

you have the power to stop time, but you stop with time.

 

[Cowwi]

Idea for the game is simple

What super power does the person above you have?

Obviously since this is supposed to be fun and entertaining, the worse the super power the better


(examples- head removal, razor sharp toenails, etc.)

To be able to hear what others think.

 

[Oldman]

To be able to hear what others think.

Nope. Not a shot superpower. You can make millions using that at poker.... Just to give one example of a million.

 

[dartel]

Nope. Not a shot superpower. You can make millions using that at poker.... Just to give one example of a million.

You can hear what others think, but only when they're thinking about food.

 

[AngryGoose]

The power to hover by holding your breath. The bigger breath you inhale the higher you hover.

I actually used to have recurring dreams about that.

Thats fucking weird, so did I

 

[Demigod]

Yeah, but knowing people's inner thoughts before they put the time into forming coherent words might be scary.

That isn't a useless power, that's called telepathy. Sci-fi already covered that stuff.

 

[STRIPE69]

Has the power to unscrew tight bottle tops with ease.

 

[jaqen.exe]

Has the power of endure sunburn

 

[Puhp]

Super power: you can converse with bacteria. They don't do anything that you suggest, but you can talk with them. Downside, you have to listen.

 

[Oldman]

Super power: you can converse with bacteria. They don't do anything that you suggest, but you can talk with them. Downside, you have to listen.

Oh my. Can you imagine the screams of horror and anguish everythime you use hand sanitizer?

 

[dartel]

Can alter at will the taste of any food you personally ingest.

 

[Puhp]

Oh my. Can you imagine the screams of horror and anguish everythime you use hand sanitizer?

yeah, but they calm down when you eat yogurt.

 

[Puhp]

Unending supply of fully charged 9 volt batteries (so you never need to touch the devil's taint)!

 

[MrsShemon]

Unending supply of fully charged 9 volt batteries (so you never need to touch the devil's taint)!

What's so bad about touching me?

OT
The ability to smell people that needs a bathroom break.

 

[JazzyPaws]

She can entrance you, and take over your mind, with naught but a look.

 

[Puhp]

um. Ability to sneeze spices out of any food you consume.

Ahh CHOO!

 

[JazzyPaws]

um. Ability to sneeze spices out of any food you consume.

Ahh CHOO!

Why do I feel like that would be a really useful power.....

Lets see, you have the ability to.... Poop very fine grains of gold, BUT, you have to separate it from the ... waste

 

[Puhp]

*sets up screen and constant water flow toilet*

The ability to farm distasteful jobs out to subcontractors, but you end up having to spend more time managing them then it takes you to do the job yourself.

 

[Oldman]

Why do I feel like that would be a really useful power.....

Lets see, you have the ability to.... Poop very fine grains of gold, BUT, you have to separate it from the ... waste

Gladly

 

[dartel]

um. Ability to sneeze spices out of any food you consume.

Ahh CHOO!

Some spices are quite valuable still. If your nose can manufacture them you'd be pretty rich.

 

[Puhp]

You can make people sneeze.

 

[Oldman]

You can make people sneeze.

Oh. OH!! Make people fart very loudly! Oh hell yes! Lol! That still qualifies as a shit superpower, especially if they shit themselves.

 

[Onata]

The ability to turn into a fish, but only when outside of water.

 

[Puhp]

The ability to breath normally when submerged in Diet Dr. Pepper

 

[Zooflyer]

Invisibility, but only when nobody is looking at you.

 

[Zooflyer]

You can conjure fire from your hands, but have no immunity to fire.

 

[dartel]

Shimmer. Everywhere you go you have a heat lens shimmer effect around you.

 

[stumpy bill]

The ability to walk, chew gum, and talk at same time